If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

scorptatious · Jan 18, 2011

Oh crap. Not you again.

But still... d'aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww....

mParadox · Jan 18, 2011

I'm free. :3

Of course.

TheDoctor455 · Jan 18, 2011

I don't remember signing a contract with you.
Ever.
Get out.

mParadox · Jan 18, 2011

Fine!

I don't sleep with soulless people anyway! T^T

ShockValue · Jan 18, 2011

You don't? You should broaden your horizons...

mParadox · Jan 18, 2011

I have. It's all been good.

TheDoctor455 · Jan 18, 2011

Really?
Then how do you explain Dexter?

mParadox · Jan 18, 2011

He was truly fun. Quite an interesting hobby. I wish he was there during the 13th Century.

scorptatious · Jan 18, 2011

OH MY GAW...

mParadox · Jan 18, 2011

*bows* Hello young one.

xmbts · Jan 18, 2011

I'd like toast.

LupusDei · Jan 18, 2011

Just make sure there is more than butter on it, Apparently thats illegal.

xmbts · Jan 18, 2011

I hate butter. It's just too...buttery.

mParadox · Jan 18, 2011

Oh okay. Coffee?

TheDoctor455 · Jan 18, 2011

No thanks.
I can't stand coffee.

I'll just be reading over there if you need me.

LupusDei · Jan 18, 2011

What is WRONG with you people. Buttered toast and coffee is excellent. Especially on french bread dipped in the coffee.

Edavies696 · Jan 18, 2011

0_o...wut?

xmbts · Jan 18, 2011

So...is it like a pet or something?

mParadox · Jan 18, 2011

I don't know... but I don't want it.

scorptatious · Jan 18, 2011

Well if you don't want it I'll take it.

I'll name you Matty. Because you have matted fur! Or are those feathers?