If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Get away from me, you've contracted some horrible disease.

 

[scorptatious]

Oh hi! Gee Man!

I brought the pot and pan!

(Knife shines in the light.)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Indeed,unless you start hurting my beloved.

*grin*

Who is that?

OT:
Yeah... that's everyone's first reaction.

 

[i don't know]

Get away from me, you've contracted some horrible disease.

BTW, which one did I receive there?

OT: If a huge glass of blood appeared in my bed, I would feed it to my pet vampire. Next time, stay dead!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get away from me, you've contracted some horrible disease.

BTW, which one did I receive there?

OT: If a huge glass of blood appeared in my bed, I would feed it to my pet vampire. Next time, stay dead!

Not sure yet...
It depends on my character's emotional state at the time...
He was pretty pissed off at the time... but he was also pretty scared...
Hmm... I better ask the GM about that...

Anyway...
Your pet vampire is out getting a tan.

 

[scorptatious]

Wouldn't that mean it's de... OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH. >_>

 

[i don't know]

Shut up, stupid Twilight fan >.<
I thought I liquefied you a moment ago...
HANK! She wont stay dead! What to do!? Destroy the what drive!?

 

[scorptatious]

Osaka will never die.

NEVER!! (Maniacal laughter)

Now would you like some...

 

[Ashsaver]

Satan dagi? sure! gimme some!

Who is that?

Little Amelia and you....

*blush*

 

[i don't know]

Give it a sheriffs' hat, paint it green, and introduce it to Hank...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Satan dagi? sure! gimme some!

Who is that?

Little Amelia and you....

*blush*

That's... unexpected...

*hugs Ash*

OT:
What exactly is that you don't know?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

So you do eat cake.

 

[TheDoctor455]

So you do eat cake.

What are you talking about?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Something involving melted sugar.

 

[ShockValue]

and ice cream, and whipped cream all ov-what?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That sounds...
exciting.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... nothing...
I'll just sit here and watch you two... unless you'd rather I leave the room... or join in...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Ah my favorite scientist Salarian.
Aren't you going to warn me about chafing?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ah my favorite scientist Salarian.
Aren't you going to warn me about chafing?

No.
Because you would be the source of the chafing for anyone else.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Wait a minute, you're just yanking me around, aren't you?