If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Wait a minute, you're just yanking me around, aren't you?

Not in the slightest.
Stop seeing people.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Now you really are a doctor.
A Salarian doctor.
[sup]Well, scientist. What evs.[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

And what are you doing down there?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That may or may not be important.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That may or may not be important.

Please... indulge me...
What are you doing down there?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You'll have to figure that out.
*grin*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Spying.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You'll have to figure that out.
*grin*

It involves biting doesn't it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm not 100% sure myself.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm not 100% sure myself.

Well...
whatever you're doing down there... you're quite good at it...
now... why do I feel so light-headed?

*passes out*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm not 100% sure myself.

*passes out*

Heh, I was looking for an excuse to use that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm not 100% sure myself.

*passes out*

Heh, I was looking for an excuse to use that.

Got it out of your system?
Good.
Now don't do it again.

 

[Zirat]

I'd sucker punch him when he's in the middle of a musical number

 

[TheDoctor455]

*dodges punch and shoots fire at Zirat, it hits*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Whoops?
Salarian blood tastes funny...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Got it out of your system?
Good.
Now don't do it again.

How about this then?

Whoops?
Salarian blood tastes funny...

It's also green...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Whoops?
Salarian blood tastes funny...

Did you turn me into a vampire?

OT:
No... Zaeed's an asshole.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What are you talking about? Zaeed's awesome.

He's like Shepard but takes checks!

 

[TheDoctor455]

What are you talking about? Zaeed's awesome.

He's like Shepard but takes checks!

He is NOT like Shepard.

Zaeed is psychotic.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Those are Joker's words, not mine.