If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[ShockValue]

You should totally give me a ship.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

How about the Ivanova? Her commanding officer got killed in action.

 

[Ashsaver]

And you should totally give me a vodka,and a gun,and a ship!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I take it you're done with doc then?

Very well. *awesome kiss*

 

[ShockValue]

@Admiral: Yes, I think that will do!

@Ash: That is probably a bad idea...

 

[TheDoctor455]

And you should totally give me a vodka.

Uh....
Ash?
Are you sure that's a good idea?

And... where's Amelia?

 

[Sacman]

Oh Hai Shock...
.>
*Pounces...*
:3

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It's just a Valkyrie Missile frigate, but it's a good start.

Did I just got triple-ninja'd?

 

[ShockValue]

Yes. Yes you did. Feel proud.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh Hai Shock...
.>
*Pounces...*
:3

Umm...
look again... you pounced ME.

OT:
Hey Shock... how do you know so much about the ways of ninjas?

 

[Ashsaver]

and YOU! you should totally give me a kiss! instead of occasionally hugs BE AGGRESSIVE darnit!

Amelia's going to school of shockingly great magical wohey. according to brochure.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You just ask everyone for a kiss, don't you?

 

[Ashsaver]

I didn't ask you didn't i HA! see? i'm not that drunk!

now gimme a vodka so i could spill it on you then pretend to clean you up suggestively!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Here have a bottle.
*Hands over a 1litre bottle*

 

[Ashsaver]

*drink vodka*

Baaah! I'm a One EYE BLACK Cyclops! ...and I'm gonna....spill this....on...u

*spill vodka on stukov*

AND THIS! tis a blowtorch! to light....a FIRE!!!

But...where's that rag...i use...to clean stuff with?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

My uniform is fireproof.
I am from the future after all.

 

[Ashsaver]

*clean stukov up with rag found in his cabinet*

hmmm...wait a minute...this is....thong....you wear this?

 

[TheDoctor455]

and YOU! you should totally give me a kiss! instead of occasionally hugs BE AGGRESSIVE darnit!

Amelia's going to school of shockingly great magical wohey. according to brochure.

Heh...
Odd... Never had anyone ask me for a kiss before.
Very well then.

*kisses Ash for a long moment*

Hmm...
What the fuck are you looking at Stukov?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*clean stukov up with rag found in his cabinet*

hmmm...wait a minute...this is....thong....you wear this?

No, that's Doc's.

Find a way to get me more cybernetics doc.
I'll even pay you.

 

[Ashsaver]

....I don't think this is gonna work Doc,I understand you have your secret but this....is too much.....WAAAAA!!!

*run away crying*

Oh i for got.

*run back,throw Doc's thong at stukov,then run away*