If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

Shout "Input Command: Defragmentation"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Hello, welcome to the bed. Exits are in any direction and are accessible at any time. Enjoy your stay.

 

[The Clown]

ohhh yeah.

 

[Scde2]

How long were you staring at me in my sleep? //_o

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I bet I'm not the first alien you offered that heart to, catboy.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Shock: I know but my laptop is in bad shape *sad face* but once I get it fixed I'll get on Steam straight away

OT: *Mac Blasts the clown repeatedly*

 

[The Clown]

*eats you mac blasts then kills the eva helmet wearing bastard firing it*

oh and... cortana??? nice

 

[ShockValue]

..I think I'll be leaving now. *Jumps out window*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

_> [color=sky blue]"stop staring at me like your some kinda psycho clown and I'll turn of the projector and appear in the flesh" [/color]
@Shock: Jumps out window and freefalls after Shock before grabbing her and parchuting us both down to safety

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Programming integration complete.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Hang on, where'd your glasses go? And why are you in my pillow fort?

 

[Scde2]

...
I can't let you say that, Star Fox...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

hey there good looking how'd we meet last night?

 

[Scde2]

NYAH!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue] quit lying you know you can't resist my sexy blue body ;3[/color]

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Your text colour has changed. Does this mean you're no longer evil?

 

[Dango]

This bed ain't big enough for the both of us...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You are quite small. Yes it is.

 

[Dango]

Challenge her to a leg wrestling competition.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]I could still be evil......you'll just have to stick around and find out for yourself[/color]