If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Dango]

You've really let yourself go since Halo:CE.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

When does your school start again?

 

[Dango]

Keep blinking immediately after she does.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

[color=sky blue]Nice Cortana: "I appreciate your honesty....." *SNAPS*[/color] Rampant Cortana: "You'll pay for opening your mouth your tipsy little shit!!!" *shoves Dango into an airlock and hits the eject button*

 

[Dango]

Throw a starfish shuriken at her as I float away through space.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*the shuriken bounces off the metal hull harmlessly before Rampant Cortana cuts your legs off with a precisely aimed Mac Blast*

 

[Zirat]

Offer her a starfish-shaped cookie

 

[ShockValue]

...I'm just passing through. No need to cut off my legs.

You evil ninja.

 

[Scde2]

You will not tempt me.

 

[ShockValue]

You can't resist forever.

 

[Scde2]

Trust me, you can have Samus flaunt around naked and you still won't tempt me.

 

[Zirat]

What is it with animals always crawling into bed with me?

And what are you holding? A heart? That's just weird...

 

[Scde2]

...
You're weird.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Let's face it, we're all pretty weird.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Oddly enough, this makes sense to me.

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws Stranger out the window*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*is back in the bed*
Hey Shock. Fancy seeing you here.

 

[ShockValue]

...Guess it works better when I'm the one going out the window.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Nice!Dig redheads

 

[xmbts]

I don't know who you are or what you want from me but I advise you get out while you can.