If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

Oh comon! You know I can't say no!
*Brings out laser pointer*

 

[One Seven One]

Gordon Freeman playing with a catboy by using a laser pointer.. <.>

 

[My name is Fiction]

I know, good times
*Runs out of the room*
yells from down the hall:
I forgot I told my friend the we were going to play zombs, seeya

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm still Stranger than you.

 

[One Seven One]

Why is this strange doctor in my bed?..

 

[cryogeist]

*teleports back*
oh god its staring at me!
*teleports away*

*damnit 171..friggen ninja *

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Panguin dives into bed*
Never mind, I'm here to stay!

 

[cryogeist]

..ok freeman you can stay
...
...
...
just take your suit off

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Takes suit off*
You know I had an offer to be in my own calendar?

 

[cryogeist]

..uh huh
OH GOD PUT THE SUIT BACK ON YOU GRAY BLOB THING

(if you get this awesome if you dont too bad)

 

[My name is Fiction]

Hay I tan every so often!

 

[cryogeist]

*twitch* twitch*
...i need to sleep....

 

[My name is Fiction]

This will help
*Gives you a cup of coffee*

 

[cryogeist]

GAHHH GET AWAY! OR ILL BLOW THIS BUILDING UP!!!11!!

 

[My name is Fiction]

11? Is that like "Turn it to eleven" or 11 Charges of C-4?
Here a solution
*Hands you some under the counter sleeping medication*
Hope it helps

 

[cryogeist]

..fine gimme that
...
...
...
zzzzz

 

[My name is Fiction]

Finally some peace and quiet.

 

[cryogeist]

GAH I FORGOT!
I PLANTED A MAGIC BOMB ITS IN THE BASEMENT!!!

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Grabs a canister full of liquid nitrogen*
We can disarm it, I got training!

 

[cryogeist]

GOOD grab my hand!
*teleports to the basement*