If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

What who's basement is this?
Its so cold and seeps a demonic aurora in my bones.

 

[cryogeist]

most likely darks...
NOW DISARM THAT BOMB DAMNIT

 

[My name is Fiction]

Find the beeping noise
Is that a requirement of bomb makers, armatures
*Throws the Liquid Nitrogen, freezing the battery*
No all that's left it to hit it with a crowbar!

Or a baseball bat in slow motion with this song

Spoiler: If you haven't seen Office Space I lose all respect for you

 

[xmbts]

*Roundhouse kicks*

Sorry that's how I say hello to new people.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Legswipe*
Hello to you too

 

[Ashsaver]

Gordon Freeman.....In the flessssssh...I like your HIV suit

*drinking "Insanity"*

 

[cryogeist]

,,,why are you drinking that?
.....
can i have some?

 

[Ashsaver]

Here,have some

*give a bottle of Insanity to cyro*

 

[cryogeist]

thanks
*Drinks*
...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
..oh dear
sorry *gives bottle back* i cant drink this
MUHAHAHA
..help me

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Ashsaver
I want some Insanity, its so tangy!
Oh and nice straight jacket.

 

[Ashsaver]

Here have some,i got tons!

 

[cryogeist]

MUHAHAHA!
do you have any sanity?
MuHAHAHA!....
HELP ME

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Mrmmm...
Go help yourself.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Drinks a whole bottle*
Now if I can jump just height enough I can skyscraper the sky like bruce Willis!

 

[Ashsaver]

Oh..then I'm gonna hijack this gunship and strafe you to make stuffs more dramatic

 

[My name is Fiction]

Hells yes!
*Sprints across the Ilse of Wall mart? Avoiding the shots*
Hey there's a power drill and a leaf blower

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Freeman sleeps in armor? Cool!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Every so often when I have it on any place feels like home.
Although when I woke up at your place I didn't have it on, took forever to find it.
It was in the cornfield, one of the scarecrows was wearing it.
Can't explain that... would rather not.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*walks in*

Uh... Ash... what have you gotten up to now?

*hugs Ash*

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Hello all, this must be a HUGE bed! Ash, got any of that insanity to share?