If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

And then a Monty Python reference's!

 

[cryogeist]

pff i have been hit by gods and god-like things all the time

 

[cryogeist]

human
a human summoner at your service

 

[cryogeist]

...not when everyone around me died
....*ponders your statement*
yes or i have somehow surpassed gods..except you of course

 

[cryogeist]

....i dont understand

 

[My name is Fiction]

Perhaps you a demi-god.

 

[cryogeist]

i doubt that

 

[cryogeist]

..hmmm no BUT
*holds up finger*
this angel ring keeps me from dieing
...
also i have a request...dont tell the church im here im labeled a heretic now...

 

[cryogeist]

..go ahead
but please look at my request

 

[cryogeist]

*insert dieing noise here*
...
...
...
*moves coffin*
..here..it...works..but im in a crappy condition
*cast fairy*
see it works

 

[cryogeist]

never tryed that before
*lies down*
right lets go

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Wears a top hat and Monical*
"Ladies and gentlemen!
Watch this man be cut IN HALF!"

 

[cryogeist]

GET ON WITH IT