If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[cryogeist]

*dieing noise*
...
...
...
*organs start pulling other half together and remake body*
...owwww
*cast fairy....successfully heals wounds*
..oh yeah this happened to me before..some demon thing ripped me in half and when i did that..thing..well i think i made it shit bricks

 

[cryogeist]

..your not even remotely disturbed?

 

[cryogeist]

ah...you know i think one of my summons is something from hell...i think it was lich?
anyway its completely useless..you want him?

 

[cryogeist]

oh ok
...this spell is really shitty...he never hits anything

 

[cryogeist]

..im sending him back you do what you want with it

 

[cryogeist]

he will arrive in 2-6 weeks

 

[cryogeist]

just kill him
...please? i can give you the spell for Odin

 

[cryogeist]

..so you want that spell?

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Caste flair on marshmallows*
Want some smores?

 

[cryogeist]

nah
*cast fire on marshmallows*
i have my own

 

[cryogeist]

you already killed me enough.... kill fiction for once

 

[My name is Fiction]

Pumpkin .pumpkin ..pumpkin ... CANNON!
*Shoots dark*