If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're new. I can tell because of some of the pixels and because I've seen many new people in my time.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. Couldn't you have left your guitar somewhere else? ._.;

 

[Scde2]

You will be mine forever-

OH MY GOD WHERE IS YOUR PENIS!?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I could tell you, but the fear in your eyes suggests you don't really want to know the answer. >_>

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do I want to know?

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Lightly disturbed*
Wheres death.... and your penis?
Did he take it?

 

[xmbts]

What did you do to Gordon?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Are you wearing shades to hide the tears?

 

[One Seven One]

Why're you hiding your face and looking so mysterious?

 

[xmbts]

No the shades are to hide the emotionless stare.

OT: Hey there.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I wish I had a helmet.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wish I had a... Hmm... What DO I wish?

 

[One Seven One]

It probably would have helped you a lot back in Half-life..
For a cute nun/vampire? :3

@xmbt: Hello to you too.

 

[spartan1077]

I wish I knew what to wish for!...ahHhhhhHhhHHH!

 

[zombiesinc]

I'd be in bed with a girl, yay!