If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You'd be in bed with a vampire loli.
Who's going to bite you.

 

[zombiesinc]

I'm still in bed with a girl that looks like a guy, so cool beans.

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Trouble
Bite me!
Well... it depends what kind of vampire you are.
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bites throat out.
I don't sparkle.

 

[One Seven One]

Violent blood sucker with enough power to destroy the world..
...

 

[My name is Fiction]

Good.
How can you be a nun and a vampire?
Isn't that a paradox of some kind?

 

[cryogeist]

oh cool a vampire
*watches with interest*
*makes sure that special accessory is on so i dont turn into a vampire *

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Cyro
No one is immune to vampirism, its like Griff ball.
Catch the disease!

 

[cryogeist]

pff the description said immune to bloodsuck
witch im assuming vampire
could be wrong

 

[Ashsaver]

Ow

*throws a bunny plushy at Cyro*

You stepped on my foot,dummies

 

[cryogeist]

..wait when?
..anyway im sorry..oh yeah nice sudden avatar change

 

[xmbts]

*Explodes through the floor*

You! I require sandwiches.

 

[cryogeist]

OH GOD...oh its you
...fine what kind do you want?
also could you PLEASE fix that

 

[xmbts]

Fix what?

And surprise me.

 

[cryogeist]

Fix the floor you just busted
and ok

 

[xmbts]

Oh that?

No I can't fix it.

 

[cryogeist]

ok
...
...
...
*comes back with a ham sandwich*
here

 

[cryogeist]

now im gonna go get some more wood to fix the floor with

 

[Ashsaver]

*Shoves SANVICH! in xmbts mouth*

That's what xmbts was looking for.....

*Fixing floors*