If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

NUUUUUU! I have to silence you!

*smacks mDox with a catfish received from Gordon*

Nyah.

*Explodes through the floor...again*

Hiya.

Hola. *glomps*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*steals silk sheets*

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY ANY OF LIFE'S COMFORTS!

 

[xmbts]

Bah, I don't want them. I have a catfish.

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Steppin
*Rips sheets in half*
Now life's comforts can be shared with who deserve them!
@Ash
Watch out, it purrs some times.
Like a cat.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

I WANT LIFE'S COMFORTS!

*snuggles up on mattress*

Give them back, and I might snuggle you!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights sheets on fire*

Now no one can have them. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

NO!

*launches self at Steppin Razor and tickles*

Feel the wrath of my tickles!!

 

[My name is Fiction]

No
*Grumpy face*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Oh god oh god oh god oH gOD OH GOd OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD UNWANTED PHYSICAL CONTACT! KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

*lights on fire and chainsaws in half*

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

@My name is Fiction

Can I snuggle you? Now I'm cold...

 

[My name is Fiction]

Yes

 

[Steppin Razor]

Why would you shoot yourself for? I'm perfectly willing to help you out with that.

*stabs in face*

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

*snuggles Fiction while gazing at Dark*

You didn't have to do that... you could just snuggle and we could go buy sheets later...

*tear*

 

[My name is Fiction]

We should buy new sheets anyway
[sub]there so stained[/sub]

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Well, I was eating icecream in them before... I suppose I dribbled a bit.

*brings out sheets*

but they're only cotton. I'm poor.

 

[mParadox]

Who wants snuggling?

 

[Steppin Razor]

To the mall! We can buy fancy new sheets and kill filthy peasants who have the nerve to look at us with their filthy eyes.

....stupid peasants >.>