If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[RaphaelsRedemption]

@mParadox

I want snuggles! In silk sheets! Yay!

 

[mParadox]

@mParadox

I want snuggles! In silk sheets! Yay!

*snugglesnuggle*

=3

 

[My name is Fiction]

We'll do Both!
Snuggle while killing peasants at the mall!

 

[mParadox]

I give you the gift of magic so that you can wreak more havoc upon the peasants! Mwuahahha!

Now Para.. to the hotel!

Where's this hotel which has gothic silk sheets? o,..,o

 

[Steppin Razor]

*pulls out shiv*

You'll keep your unwanted physical contact to yourself if you know what's good for you.

Now then, to the mall to buy some new peasants and rape and pillage the sheets!

 

[mParadox]

*pulls out shiv*

You'll keep your unwanted physical contact to yourself if you know what's good for you.

Now then, to the mall to buy some new peasants and rape and pillage the sheets!

Now I'm very interested.

 

[zombiesinc]

You guys! Quit hogging the blankets!

 

[My name is Fiction]

I like my tooth brush shank, Mr Staby's never failed me.
And she has such great opinions to, should listen to her more often.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Paradox: Nothing makes a day complete quite like a good ol' sheet-raping.

@zombies: NO BLANKETS FOR YOU!

 

[zombiesinc]

Double-yew tee eff, what's a shiv?

 

[zombiesinc]

@zombies: NO BLANKETS FOR YOU!

You're such a... a-a-a slut!


*turns over to cry silently*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@zombies: A shiv is an improvised stabbing device you silly *****.

Also, good. Your anguish sustains me.

 

[mParadox]

Double-yew tee eff, what's a shiv?

*shrugs* Sounds unhealthy.

 

[mParadox]

*turns over to cry silently*

Oh there there. *hugs*

 

[zombiesinc]

xD

@Slut CHUT UP CHUT UP CHUT UP

@mPara *shrugs* I'll ignore slut's answer and go with yours. Yep.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Drinks the tears of sadness*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@zombies: Yeah? Well....

[small]*runs off crying*
So mean.[/small]