If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Steppin Razor]

@Dark: I'm not crazy, I'M INSANE!

@zombies: Stop making up fake films, damn it!

 

[zombiesinc]

Fine!

*Throws pillow at your face and knocks milkshake over*

Whoopsies...

 

[zombiesinc]

@Steppin Bu-bu-... the bowling scene is simply too awesome for my lil' brain to create.

 

[mParadox]

@Steppin Bu-bu-... the bowling scene is simply too awesome for my lil' brain to create.

*Oscar nomination*

 

[Steppin Razor]

WHAT FUCKING BOWLING SCENE!?

*****, you need to see a shrink and get some help. Your delusions are starting to get scary.

 

[zombiesinc]

@mPara Yes, I'm sure he'll say that was created too. >.>

@Steppin See, you're JUST AS MEAN AS ME. *cries*

 

[mParadox]

@zombie: Very interesting.

 

[zombiesinc]

@mPara Him or his accusations? Oh, neither? Mmkay. xP

 

[My name is Fiction]

I never finished the movie
@Steppin
Your delusions scare me more then mine which is saying something.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@zombies: The hell do you mean by saying I'm just as mean as you? *****, please. Your tiny mind can't even begin to comprehend how far ahead of you I am in terms of prick level and sheer insanity.

 

[zombiesinc]

@Steppin I cannot win with you, can I?!

Fine, hmph. *crosses arms and looks away*

 

[mParadox]

@zombie: *shrugs* Whichever works I guess.

 

[mParadox]

@Steppin I cannot win with you, can I?!

Fine, hmph. *crosses arms and looks away*

Awww don't be like that. It's not good for the mood. *looks around* Well it's dyin but still....

 

[zombiesinc]

Well, one thing that should help is... a pillow fight! *throws pillow in Steppin's face* NYAH!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@zombies: No, there is no winning whatsoever. My first shrink said I was mad, SO I STABBED HIM. My second shrink said I was crazy, SO I THREW HIM IN FRONT OF A TRUCK. My third shrink said I was insane, so I dolled him up and THREW HIM INTO A PRISON FULL OF RAPISTS.

I forget where I was going with this story, but the motto of this tale is that YOU CAN'T EVER WIN.

 

[mParadox]

Silky smooth pillows. Good choice.

 

[zombiesinc]

@Steppin O.O Well... I uh, okay.

<.<

So, you gonna throw that pillow back at me?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Sure, why not?

*launches pillow out of a cannon*
You might wanna watch out. Even a pillow can hurt when it's travelling that fast. And is burning from the gunpowder >.>

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Steppin
So the lesson is if you get in my way I'll brutally, stab, crush, and rape you?
What a great way to instill fear, I could learn from you!

 

[zombiesinc]

O.O

I just... *BAM-headshot*

*completely knocked out*