If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

*Counts money*
Well time to rob a bank
*Puts an Obama mask on*

need help?

Sure, hand me that tommy gun with the barrel clip and play something "hood" as we breakthroughs the doors.

*hands over gun*
Or i could float though the safe in the back and take the money

Thats almost to easy but we got to get that paper.

What paper?

Yo Son get your head in the game!
Your ass might be pretty but your head is far to up it right now.
Shits bout to get real

Spoiler: BANG

 

[xmbts]

Are you two robbing a place?

 

[cryogeist]

No actually im out...

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Yells over gun fire*
Fine more money for me!

 

[xmbts]

Well I guess I'll just sit here and watch.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Jumps over the counter and gets the man to open the safe or he'll never sees his family again*
"I don't know the code!" he said weeping
"You wana die mother fucker!"
*Puts gun in mouth*
Translation of what he was saying while sucking on steel
"Please I swear I don't know!"
*Pulls gun out*
"Then this is a good day for you."
*Opens the box full of C4*
"I thought there were cookies in the box."
"Now put it next to the safe." backs away from the safe
"But-
"NOW!"
*Puts the box next to the safe*
"Now wha-
BOOOOOOM!
Steps over whats left of him to reach the boxes, picking up his head talking to it
"At least you got to go out with a bang."
*Drops head to drop money into the duffel bag*

 

[xmbts]

Well that's awfully mean spirited.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Escapes 6 star rating*
He deserved it
*Throws head into grinder*
YAY more blood.
*Stacks a throne made out of money and sits on it*
Now I want to snort some cocaine and swear a lot!

 

[cryogeist]

*floats in*
heyro!
what did i miss?

 

[My name is Fiction]

*floasts in*
heyro!
what did i miss?

Nothing, want free money?

 

[cryogeist]

*floasts in*
heyro!
what did i miss?

Nothing, want free money?

nah no thanks but i have no need for money...remember im dead

 

[My name is Fiction]

*floasts in*
heyro!
what did i miss?

Nothing, want free money?

nah no thanks but i have no need for money...remember im dead

*Puts money in leaf blower*
Fine, I'll save it for latter
*Sits on money throne*

 

[cryogeist]

*kicks open door*

Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic.
Air like nectar thick as onyx.
Cassiel by your second star.
Hold mine victim as in tar.
I owe you pain!

*shoots lightning bolts at above poster*

*dodges lighting bolt*
hey! be careful
also hello to you to

 

[cryogeist]

*kicks open door*

Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic.
Air like nectar thick as onyx.
Cassiel by your second star.
Hold mine victim as in tar.
I owe you pain!

*shoots lightning bolts at above poster*

*dodges lighting bolt*
hey! be careful
also hello to you to

You can't dodge the lightning you doop, didn't you read the Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic poem?
It held you still.

The only thing that can hold me still are stop and dont move...and i dont remember you being a time mage

 

[cryogeist]

*kicks open door*

Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic.
Air like nectar thick as onyx.
Cassiel by your second star.
Hold mine victim as in tar.
I owe you pain!

*shoots lightning bolts at above poster*

*dodges lighting bolt*
hey! be careful
also hello to you to

You can't dodge the lightning you doop, didn't you read the Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic poem?
It held you still.

The only thing that can hold me still are stop and dont move...and i dont remember you being a time mage

Hell. God. I bend reality to my will.

So your saying that you enjoy fucking with the only servant you have....