If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

*kicks open door*

Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic.
Air like nectar thick as onyx.
Cassiel by your second star.
Hold mine victim as in tar.
I owe you pain!

*shoots lightning bolts at above poster*

*dodges lighting bolt*
hey! be careful
also hello to you to

You can't dodge the lightning you doop, didn't you read the Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic poem?
It held you still.

The only thing that can hold me still are stop and dont move...and i dont remember you being a time mage

Hell. God. I bend reality to my will.

So your saying that you enjoy fucking with the only servant you have....

You just figured that out?
I'll give you medical and 401K if you join me!

 

[cryogeist]

*kicks open door*

Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic.
Air like nectar thick as onyx.
Cassiel by your second star.
Hold mine victim as in tar.
I owe you pain!

*shoots lightning bolts at above poster*

*dodges lighting bolt*
hey! be careful
also hello to you to

You can't dodge the lightning you doop, didn't you read the Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic poem?
It held you still.

The only thing that can hold me still are stop and dont move...and i dont remember you being a time mage

Hell. God. I bend reality to my will.

So your saying that you enjoy fucking with the only servant you have....

You just figured that out?
I'll give you medical and 401K if you join me!

...Uhhh what medical do i need im dead

 

[My name is Fiction]

*kicks open door*

Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic.
Air like nectar thick as onyx.
Cassiel by your second star.
Hold mine victim as in tar.
I owe you pain!

*shoots lightning bolts at above poster*

*dodges lighting bolt*
hey! be careful
also hello to you to

You can't dodge the lightning you doop, didn't you read the Kali, Hera, Kronos, Chthonic poem?
It held you still.

The only thing that can hold me still are stop and dont move...and i dont remember you being a time mage

Hell. God. I bend reality to my will.

So your saying that you enjoy fucking with the only servant you have....

You just figured that out?
I'll give you medical and 401K if you join me!

...Uhhh what medical do i need im dead

Its there for irony and so I can spend all this money.

 

[cryogeist]

*skulks into brooding corner*

Im not going to comfort you because you shot a lighting bolt at me

 

[My name is Fiction]

*skulks into brooding corner*

Im not going to comfort you because you shot a lighting bolt at me

@Dark
* Laughs at misery*
not to self, read Misery by Stephan King
@Cyro
also world domination

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

My fantasies would have been met <33

 

[My name is Fiction]

My fantasies would have been met <33

Yes they have been

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

More than one night? I must be doing good!

 

[My name is Fiction]

More than one night? I must be doing good!

Better then most that for sure!
*Wears French maid outfit again*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Your fault not mine.
*Puts a bell on neck*
Now we'll know when your coming!

 

[cryogeist]

Your fault not mine.
*Puts a bell on neck*
Now we'll know when your coming!

*rips off*
*bashes head with staff*
no...no no no

 

[My name is Fiction]

Your fault not mine.
*Puts a bell on neck*
Now we'll know when your coming!

*rips off*
*bashes head with staff*
no...no no no

Yes yes yes
*Chases around in boxers while then Benny Hill theme is playing*

 

[cryogeist]

Your fault not mine.
*Puts a bell on neck*
Now we'll know when your coming!

*rips off*
*bashes head with staff*
no...no no no

Yes yes yes
*Chases around in boxers while then Benny Hill theme is playing*

*floats though wall*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Boring again
*sigh*
Where's Ash anyway?

 

[My name is Fiction]

So now I'm naked, is that a bad thing?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Probably but I'm hyped up on Morphine so I can hardly feel anything right now.
Do you like the hearts on the boxers?