If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... a Vegitales reject?

Great...
and you're from the Spanish Inquisition I see... well...
time for you to die then.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I thought I told you to leave.

 

[i don't know]

Ok, get that Axe Detailer away from my balls! I have soccer practice in two days! I can't play with slippery balls! What were you thinking!? (soccer balls, LOL)

 

[diddykonger]

Honey...what kinky shit were we doing last night?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Gaaah!!!
What are you?
Stop... glaring at me.

 

[Scde2]

En Taro Adun!

 

[xmbts]

The blank stare with blood red eyes is an unsettling sight to wake up to.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'm sorry but you're on the sofa tonight.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I was told there would be flowers, and a lava lamp. I brought the cake!

Spoiler

 

[Best of the 3]

Please keep your rocket in your pocket

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't know a rhyming euphemism for 'eye patch'... so make me breakfast! And uh.. no salt.

 

[Best of the 3]

You could just do what everyone else says they will do; take the patch off and skull f**k me.

And about breakfast, you can dream on.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You'll make me anything I dream up? Sweet deal! To start: bacon and waffles!

 

[Best of the 3]

Sorry, I'm turning this into a nightmare. I make you your waffles and bacon, they are perfect in every way, and then, I feed them to our dog.

Yes, we now have a dog. Dun dun duuuuuuun.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh no's! Not the breakfast! The horror! THE HORROR!!
Uh.. what about scrambled eggs, some toast and jam, and then a back massage.

 

[Nagisa94]

You again?! I just keep riding that rocket...

 

[Scde2]

Eww...cudies.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Well, at least you're not some kid anymore.

 

[xmbts]

Aliens in my bed are becoming a frequent occurrence lately.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

You love it. You know you do.