If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Sacman]

Play them a song... like... Radio Friendly Unit Shifter...<.<

 

[Dango]

Ask them if they have six fingers on their right hand.

 

[Sacman]

Ask them why it mattered...<.<

 

[Sacman]

Ignore Me!!!

 

[xmbts]

Oh god they're multiplying.

 

[Dango]

@Sacman My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man (you better know what I'm referencing).

OT: I know this might not be the best time to ask, but what's your shoe size?

 

[Sacman]

Yes, Princess Bride but I thought you were trying to say something about the difficulty of the song...<.< it's not hard to play... it's Nirvana...

OT: Bury them alive in my backyard...

 

[Dango]

Dig out of my burial and slap him in the face, then steal steal his couch.

 

[Sacman]

Murder them cold blood for thinking about stealing my couch...<.<

 

[Dango]

Jump back up and murder them for trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.

 

[Sacman]

start the self destruct sequence on my house...

 

[Dango]

Dramatic dive out of the house.

 

[Sacman]

But shrapnel pierced her skull and left her in a state full body paralysis that cannot be recovered from...

 

[Sacman]

Ignore Me!!!

 

[Dango]

But shrapnel pierced her skull and left her in a state full body paralysis that cannot be recovered from...

But then it turns out it was all a dream and I wake up in the same bed as your avatar and give her a starfish.

 

[Sacman]

Than I get all coy and stare...<.<

 

[xmbts]

*from the above scene it pans over to me*
This is a strange and disturbing universe.

 

[Dango]

Well all three of us are here... so wanna play Rock Band?

 

[Sacman]

 

[Dango]

I win, Sacman