If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

If it does I'll raise your little monsters for you.

Judging from you involvement with my little self-mind-fuckery episode...
I question that.

 

[xmbts]

What? A robotic bodyguard/slave can be a perfectly able parent.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Doctor: ...twins? So basically, I'm going to have the hardest time of it, on account of having to deliver two kits? You...ehh... -_-'

OT: That opinion is somewhat subjective.

 

[TheDoctor455]

...twins? So basically, I'm going to have the hardest time of it, on account of having to deliver two kits? You...ehh... -_-'

It's not my fault you didn't use protection.

And... it seems my previous estimation was wrong... the kids should be coming in a few minutes.

 

[Best of the 3]

Snow? How are you going to have these things if you "Harden" (if you catch my drift). How the hell will that one work.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Snow? How are you going to have this thing if you "Harden" (if you catch my drift). How the hell will that one work.

That's where my magic comes into play...
Now hang on while I temprarily alter both of you into females so that the kids can come out... more or less all right on their own.

(puts a hand on Snow's and Best's bellies, and begins an incantation)

 

[xmbts]

@Snow: So you would trust then to the big magical guy with dissociative amnesia and PTSD?

I guess we would leave him alone and we would just find some eggs later.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Best:...I honestly do not know. I'm scared now. D:

@Doctor: Of course I didn't, I wasn't even trying to-...WHAT. O_O

OT: Fine, at least you're reliable in that respect!

 

[TheDoctor455]

(finishes incantation)

Okay, that'll do it...
now er... that's about as far as I can go into the whole "birthing" process...
beyond this point I have no idea what I'm doing... a little help xmbts?
Please tell me you have a manual for this? Or better yet, some kind of programming to deal with this sort of thing?

 

[Best of the 3]

This thread seems to have gotten very weird very quickly. I'm scared. xmbts, give me a hug.

And you can be a god parent.

 

[TheDoctor455]

This thread seems to have gotten very weird very quickly. I'm scared. xmbts, give me a hug.

And you can be a god parent.

What? Me or xmbts?

Anyway...

I've been reading... er... skimming through... a book called "Delivering a Child for Dummies", and I think I can get the hang of this... er...
have either of you had "water" come out yet?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Nothing like an unplanned pregnancy to ramp up the Crazy. I need morphine. Lots of it. -_-

 

[TheDoctor455]

No need for that (mutters a spell... now I feel all of Snow's pain)

Well... now the zaniness has been officially cranked up to 11.

 

[xmbts]

Birthing? Hmm, you know I do have some experience with that...

Spoiler: Flashback

Yeah I think I'm up for this.

 

[Best of the 3]

@Doctor: I meant xmbts. Sorry.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Birthing? Hmm, you know I do have some experience with that...

Spoiler: Flashback

Yeah I think I'm up for this.

Yes... just replace "mouth" with "temporary vagina".

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Doctor: At last, sweet justice. >:3

OT: ...just what are you going to do?

 

[xmbts]

Please call me Nurse Ratchet, a name that I'm sure has no negative connotations whatsoever.

 

[Best of the 3]

STOP! If I can just pause this madness for just minute.

@xmbts: You know the last to reply thread. I know where all those people have came from. It was Redlin. He suspended himself to that thread. People checked it out and now it's madness. I don't miss him all that much now anymore >.<

OK resume the crazy now =3

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*promptly resumes crazy*

@xmbts: Nice try, but I saw that movie! Just get it other and done with! >.>