If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

*prepare a cooking pot*

*took GlaDOS start up disk out of xmbts's mouth*

I'll make a copy of this....

 

[xmbts]

Why do I feel like I went temporarily insane?

 

[Ashsaver]

*hides GlaDOS start up disk*

It's your imagination...teehee.

 

[xmbts]

If you say so...I taste blood on my tongue.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nah, they don't squirm enough.

Have you read Marvel Zombies?
Spider-man gets to his whiniest after he's eaten some brains in there. All of the zombies there have their super-powers and are somewhat in control after feeding. Plus, zombies are generally squishier than normal people.

 

[xmbts]

My cousin was talking to me (at great length) about it a while back. Superzombies don't sound very fun though.

 

[TheDoctor455]

My cousin was talking to me (at great length) about it a while back. Superzombies don't sound very fun though.

Actually, it was pretty damn hilarious.

Are you saying you don't think you can take them?

 

[mParadox]

Whazza? What's going on!?

I feel left out. ;_;

 

[Ashsaver]

*shoves a copy of GlaDOS start up disk in Ezio's nose*

.....yoink.

 

[mParadox]

Wha.....w.....th....

Helloooo!

 

[Spoonius]

Well shit.

 

[Ashsaver]

I still have more copies....should you felt like being...."left out" just tell me....I'll be happy to help....teehee

 

[Spoonius]

Well, considering the kind of shit that's been going down in this thread... I'd run. Like hell.

 

[mParadox]

*Aims machine-gun* The chances of that happening is....4...3....2....1...*shoots*

 

[Best of the 3]

Hi hi Paradox, how's ya been? =3

 

[mParadox]

Veeerrrr......rrryyyyy..... help me......ple...thro....cake....at...wooohoooooo circuit board......2+2 is 42!!!!

 

[Best of the 3]

Did Doc fuck you all up again? *sigh~*

 

[mParadox]

Wha....y...tak....abu...

No.....

*shoves a copy of GlaDOS start up disk in Ezio's nose*

.....yoink.

Hopefully.....whooot does it....

;_;

 

[Best of the 3]

Hmm, cake won't solve that. I'll have my butler operate on you. Just hold still, this will only hurt a lot.

Spoiler

 

[mParadox]

;_;

Just dooooooooooooooo there was a farmer who had a..... it.