If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Admiral Stukov]

Gladly.
I brought some soda too.

 

[xmbts]

Hmm.

*Pretends to be dead*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes a button marked "breakfast".*

 

[xmbts]

Ding!

Spoiler: *Holds up plate*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Where's the coffee!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

That was great xmbts, I didn't know you had it in you.

Hmm...

*pushes a button marked "relax".*

 

[xmbts]

*Goes limp and collapses*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... that wasn't a good idea...

HEY! Stukov! Don't get any ideas here!

*pushes a button marked "Morrigan".*

 

[xmbts]

*Whirring as hard drive works*

*Stands and walks over to Doc*

*Slap*
...Pervert.

 

[The Clown]

*agrees, walks over to doc, then swiftly slaps the air millimetres away from his face* PSYCHE!!!

 

[Ashsaver]

*quietly nomming breakfast while watching the 3 stooges in this bunker*

heehee...

 

[xmbts]

The three stooges being Stukov, Clown, and Doc right?

 

[Ashsaver]

Hmm...I don't know....you seems to let Doc pushes your "button" and Stukov seems to just....drinking Soda...what do you think? teehee.

 

[xmbts]

I prefer to think that those three start all these shenanigans while I get dragged in. -_-

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Whirring as hard drive works*

*Stands and walks over to Doc*

*Slap*
...Pervert.

Which Morrigan did you think I was referring to?
I meant the one from Dragon Age.

 

[xmbts]

Oh...

Spoiler: I searched it and got a bunch of pictures of this character.

At varying levels of filth.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes "Morrigan" button again.*

There... now you have an excuse to be a complete *****... well... nevermind.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*Make a video and post it on Youtube*

 

[xmbts]

@Doc: What do you mean excuse?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nothing... I just thought you had some venting you wanted to do... so I thought the DA character, Morrigan, would prove to be a convenient way for you to do so.