If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[xmbts]

I'm inedible, so don't bother over here.

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

We're cooking mParadox, let Mario go.

*drools*

But he isn't an Italian assassin anymore, he's a Japanese demon-butler.

But... what other Italians could we go with?

Hmm...
How about Da Vinci?

 

[mParadox]

I'm not a Japanese demon butler. Sure I'm drawn by Japanese but I'm British.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm not a Japanese demon butler. Sure I'm drawn by Japanese but I'm British.

The point is that you're not Italian... shut up, I'm trying to save your ass from Ash.

 

[mParadox]

Really? *hugs*

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

Oh,he's not an Italian? silly me....hmmm...since We let Mario go...how about we cook a humanoid robot girl?

 

[xmbts]

O.O

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

Oh,he's not an Italian? silly me....hmmm...since We let Mario go...how about we cook a humanoid robot girl?

Umm... no... bad idea, she's inedible... I should know... I've tried...

 

[mParadox]

Really? Quite fascinating.

 

[xmbts]

Though I did lose an arm to The Clown once. He coughed it up later though.

 

[mParadox]

And it was re-attached I hope?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*whispering to xmbts and mParadox*

Shut up. I'm trying to save your asses from Ash, and you're not exactly helping things...

 

[xmbts]

I somehow think she's made up her mind.

*Indicates steak knife protruding from lower back*

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

Booo...is there SOMEONE around here i can cook?

*drools*

@xmbtsThat wasn't mine...

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

Booo...is there SOMEONE around here i can cook?

*drools*

@xmbtsThat wasn't mine...

Umm... there's IDK... the Pyro... we don't really know where the Pyro's from though...

 

[Spoonius]

No.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here's someone you can cook Ash!
Cook Spoon!
He's Australian... and probably comes with his own beer-batter since he never seems to stop drinking booze.

 

[Ashsaver]

snip

I just saw a kangaroo....this is perfect....an AUSTRALIAN!

WEEEE! steak! outback style!!!

Quick! Doc! where's my frying pan!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*conjures a frying pan*

Here you go.

I would recommend roasted garlic for that one.

 

[xmbts]

*Is glad for the lack of a stomach*