If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

*shoots xmbts with super duper lazor plasma toygun*

Silencing witness.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't know neither......let's just cuddle

*dolphin dive tackles*

Oof... okay then.

*Walks in*

Wha?

I have no idea... anything that keeps me from getting killed at this point.

OT:
*bumps into Ash to throw off her aim*

 

[Eumersian]

Hey there, sexy. You got another light?

 

[Ashsaver]

Ah,the lazor ricocheting around.....and it's coming at you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*personal kinetic barriers absorb the laser*

 

[Ashsaver]

booo. you've ruined my fun.....hmmm....we haven't got the chance to have "the talk" didn't we,yeah...it's a bit late....but,here goes

*inhales*

Spoiler: The talk

*exhales*

 

[TheDoctor455]

booo. you've ruined my fun.....hmmm....we haven't got the chance to have "the talk" didn't we,yeah...it's a bit late....but,here goes

*inhales*

Spoiler: The talk

*exhales*

Umm...
I already knew how sex works. Thank you... nice music video though... even if I couldn't actually understand the lyrics.

So...
why are you giving me the talk?

 

[Ashsaver]

You already knew? i though you were an innocent space hamster.......

 

[TheDoctor455]

You already knew? i though you were an innocent space hamster.......

No. I'm a human being. I just use my writing to project a different image to people as I see fit.

So...
was there any other reason you were giving me the talk?

 

[Ashsaver]

NOTHING! i'm just gonna go play with little Amelia then......until i decided what part of you i wanna keep.

 

[TheDoctor455]

NOTHING! i'm just gonna go play with little Amelia then......until i decided what part of you i wanna keep.

You're planning to kill me again, aren't you?

 

[Ashsaver]

I'm planning to keep you close....you are mine...and I'm yours, I'm going to make us whole.....

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*personal kinetic barriers absorb the laser*

Sorry to spoil it for you doc, but kinetic barriers only help against kinetic weaponry. It does nothing against a laser.

OT: You're a tiny bit crazy, aren't you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm planning to keep you close....you are mine...and I'm yours, I'm going to make us whole.....

*raises eyebrow*
How exactly?
It doesn't involve cutting me up, does it?

 

[Ashsaver]

*hides a knife*

Heeheee why don't you have a little conversation with your friend Stukov over there while I'm making "pudding of cosmic horrors"

 

[scorptatious]

Hey, I like pudding. May I have some?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*hides a knife*

Heeheee why don't you have a little conversation with your friend Stukov over there while I'm making "pudding of cosmic horrors"

Hmm...
Which cosmic horror?

OT:
Umm...
I'm not sure how Ash feels about sharing that...

 

[Ashsaver]

It's just a name dear,i don't mean if you share it though,i just have to dig a bigger hole......

 

[TheDoctor455]

It's just a name dear,i don't mean if you share it though,i just have to dig a bigger hole......

I'm one of the ingredients to the pudding, aren't I?

 

[Ashsaver]

Of course not,why would you suggest such a thing...I'm not cannibalistic.......do you taste good?