If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I love nom'ed posts.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I should build plot walls around you,so you may never flirt with another ever again....

I wasn't flirting.
I was being suspicious.

 

[Ashsaver]

*Building plot walls from wool blocks*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*slips out before Ash can finish doing that*

Ash!
I need to breathe!

 

[Ashsaver]

*from inside the plot walls*

Helloooo....anyone out there?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am!
*sets wool on fire*
We need moar light!

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Digs tunnel entrance*

Huh....Interesting burning plot here. Cool.

 

[scorptatious]

Oh god... Stranger? I didn't do anything wrong! Don't kill me!

(Besides, I'm worth more alive. Just like every other boss in the game.)

 

[xmbts]

Lucky I'm not after the bounty then...

*Aims guns*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...
Mind if I duck into that fort of yours then?

 

[scorptatious]

I don't mind at all. (Ducks for cover.)

 

[TheDoctor455]

*goes into the fort/bunker*
Wow... its a lot bigger in here than it looked out there.

 

[Ashsaver]

*escaped burning plot walls*

That's IT! you're a space hamster piloting shape-shifting robot!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*escaped burning plot walls*

That's IT! you're a space hamster piloting shape-shifting robot!

Uh...
No...
We've been over this Ash.
I'm an aspiring writer.
I can retconn the hell out of myself...
And are you telling me you don't like this avatar?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I'm pretty sure your hair would be very flammable.

Who has a lighter? Or flamethrower?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...
What?

 

[scorptatious]

...

Good for you.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Anyway.....about that bounty. I'm well off as it is, so alive or dead is fine for me.

 

[scorptatious]

Oh no! I'm not going back to jail! I've got dignity! (Runs away covering his rear.)