If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

Aww...don't be shy,you can choose to bring one friend with you! [small]xmbts is over there[/small]

Can't be me though,because I'm the one doing the embalming.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But Ash...
I'm still alive.
You only embalm dead people...
oh crap.
You want to kill me again, don't you?
Why?

 

[Ashsaver]

Oh,don't be silly,you can embalm living people too,preserves their beauty!

Preserves your sexiness!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... but to embalm me... you'd have to kill me at some point...
Unless you were thinking of cryogenic freezing.
But... Ash, I like being able to move around under my own power.

 

[Ashsaver]

Oh hush dear,now say ahhhhhhhh

*prepares a peculiar tube*

 

[TheDoctor455]

No.
*backs away, draws fighting pike, assumes a guarded stance*

I don't want to hurt you Ash, but I will defend myself.

 

[Ashsaver]

*vanishes into shadow*

You are not getting awaaay...from meeee....

 

[TheDoctor455]

That was weird...
Even for Ash.
Hmm... wonder what happened.

 

[xmbts]

Uhhh...huh?

 

[Ashsaver]

*strafes around Doc in the shadow*

heehee....you're not leaving....not before i embalmed you...we'll be together...forever...

*nudges xmbts from behind,in the shadow*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ash...
Take a moment... breath in and out slowly and deeply.
Calm down.

 

[Ashsaver]

heeheeheeeHAHAHAHAAA!

*circles around Doc in the shadow*

*throws a small meat chunk at Doc*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ash...
I was trained in stealth.
You're an amateur... a skilled one I'll grant you, but still...
*trips Ash up, catches her before she falls*

Please stop trying to embalm me. There are other ways you know.

 

[Ashsaver]

*started crying*

Uwaaaa! I don't want you leaving meeee! I don't want you flirting with other girl!

....say Ah.

*prepares to shove a peculiar tube into Doc's mouth*

 

[scorptatious]

Why hello Doctor. Haven't seen you in my bed for quite some time.

Edit: You too Ash, you little ninja you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*bats the tube away*
Flirt?
With who?
What are you talking about?

 

[Ashsaver]

last night....with my blue friend....while i was unconscious....

....say Ah.

*prepares to shove a peculiar pill into Doc's mouth*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*grabs Ash's arm, forces it out of my mouth, spits the pill out*

I wasn't flirting with her.
It was the other way around.

 

[Ashsaver]

Nuuuuuu! I dun believe you!

.....say Ah.

*prepares to shoves a skull shaped cookie into Doc mouth*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*bats the cookie out of the way*

Ash...
think about this.
If you kill me, how can I keep you company?