If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

Wake up! Slender....tan....man!

*shakes*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Time to go back to sleep and dream about technicolour whales.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wake up! Slender....tan....man!

*shakes*

I think that's Red Skull. Not Slendy.

I think.

Unless... the two had a kid or something. *shivers*

OT:
Stop lying to people. You are neither troublesome nor a lagomporph.

 

[kailus13]

I haven't seen your doctors certificate, you hypocrite.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

You're back! What are you doing here? ouo *pokepoke*

 

[Roxas1359]

*glomps Ahri*
Aw, you gonna blow up my house now? XD

 

[TheDoctor455]

I haven't seen your doctors certificate, you hypocrite.

Wrong kind of Doctor.

I'm just The Doctor... 455th incarnation of, to be exact.

Still not getting it?

Here's another hint: wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.

OT:
Why do you keep coming here?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, that cleared up nothing. Who are you again?

 

[Ashsaver]

I know who you are! You're a stranger!

*cricket chirps*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh hi there!

*glomps and disarms Ash*

 

[Ashsaver]

XD

Oh my, You know me all tooooo well

*pokes with a concealed mini knife*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*kisses Ash, then tickles the knife out of her hands, throws it into the incinerator with the others*

There that's better, isn't it?

 

[Ashsaver]

DX

Stop throwing my knives into an incinerator!

*throws your incinerator into my incinerator*

 

[Neuromancer]

My my, you two sure act like toddlers when you are around one another...

When's the wedding?

 

[Ashsaver]

X3

Nyaaaaa!

*throws @Neuromancer into an incinerator*

 

[Neuromancer]

*blinks out of the incinerator*

I think not.

*Casts telekinesis on Ashsaver*

*Throws Ashsaver into the incinerator*

 

[Ashsaver]

Farewell, cruel world.

(✖╭╮&#10006

*is crisped*

 

[Neuromancer]

Oh blast my feeling nice today.

*Force staffs Ashsaver out of the incinerator*

There. I think we've learned a valuable lesson today. The lesson being never mess with the Grand Magus.

 

[TheDoctor455]

My my, you two sure act like toddlers when you are around one another...

When's the wedding?

You missed it by... about two years if I remember correctly.

Don't ask.

 

[kailus13]

I haven't seen your doctors certificate, you hypocrite.

Wrong kind of Doctor.

I'm just The Doctor... 455th incarnation of, to be exact.

Still not getting it?

Here's another hint: wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff.

You should have said "Here's my certificate *flashes psychic paper*"

And of course I'm asking! What wedding?