If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Neuromancer]

I'm sure that not having it in the list would break your heart...

Oh wait, you don't have one to begin with!

 

[TheDoctor455]

There was a security system? Coulda fooled me >.>

Go screw yourself you frikin' pop-up. Knew I should've installed ad-blocker.

OT:
Neither do you.

 

[staika]

@Doctor: Ad-block can't stop me, I am far too technically advanced to be blocked by such a simple program!

 

[TheDoctor455]

@Doctor: Ad-block can't stop me, I am far too technically advanced to be blocked by such a simple program!

Ah, but this one is run by a sentient AI.

*turns it on*

Ah, you hear that? That's the sound of the AI reprogramming you.

 

[staika]

@Doctor: Ad-block can't stop me, I am far too technically advanced to be blocked by such a simple program!

Ah, but this one is run by a sentient AI.

*turns it on*

Ah, you hear that? That's the sound of the AI reprogramming you.

*Is reprogrammed*

What is your bidding master?

 

[TheDoctor455]

@Doctor: Ad-block can't stop me, I am far too technically advanced to be blocked by such a simple program!

Ah, but this one is run by a sentient AI.

*turns it on*

Ah, you hear that? That's the sound of the AI reprogramming you.

*Is reprogrammed*

What is your bidding master?

Please change your avatar to something less annoying. Thank you.

 

[staika]

Please change your avatar to something less annoying. Thank you.

Access denied

Please enter in the correct password

 

[TheDoctor455]

Please change your avatar to something less annoying. Thank you.

Access denied

Please enter in the correct password

*opens up an omni-tool, taps a few buttons*

Okay, sending the password.

 

[staika]

*opens up an omni-tool, taps a few buttons*

Okay, sending the password.

Incorrect password

Initiating self destruct sequence in 1 second.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*opens up an omni-tool, taps a few buttons*

Okay, sending the password.

Incorrect password

Initiating self destruct sequence in 1 second.

*gets to a safe distance*

Right. See you later then.

*removes omnitool and throws it in the trash, just in case*

 

[staika]

*gets to a safe distance*

Right. See you later then.

*removes omnitool and throws it in the trash, just in case*

Self destruct in 1...
*explosion*

*Walks in from front door 5 seconds later*
Oh did I miss something?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*gets to a safe distance*

Right. See you later then.

*removes omnitool and throws it in the trash, just in case*

Self destruct in 1...
*explosion*

*Walks in from front door 5 seconds later*
Oh did I miss something?

Another timelord?

I'm... not alone?

 

[staika]

Another timelord?

I'm... not alone?

Nope, I'm just the grim reaper. I hand out death to those dumb enough to play the avatar game.

 

[kailus13]

NO! NOT NARWHALS! NOT AGAIN!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Another timelord?

I'm... not alone?

Nope, I'm just the grim reaper. I hand out death to those dumb enough to play the avatar game.

Oh please. I've been doing this longer than you have. Faced worse than you.

Give up.

 

[staika]

Oh please. I've been doing this longer than you have. Faced worse than you.

Give up.

I never give up, I'm like a bad itch on your back that you just can't scratch. No matter how hard you try you can't get rid of me. And I know there will be a second where you slip up and when you do, I'll be there.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh please. I've been doing this longer than you have. Faced worse than you.

Give up.

I never give up, I'm like a bad itch on your back that you just can't scratch. No matter how hard you try you can't get rid of me. And I know there will be a second where you slip up and when you do, I'll be there.

Congratulations, you just admitted to being a new strain of herpes.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Para: Yup =^_^=

@Nero: O.O

 

[staika]

Oh please. I've been doing this longer than you have. Faced worse than you.

Give up.

I never give up, I'm like a bad itch on your back that you just can't scratch. No matter how hard you try you can't get rid of me. And I know there will be a second where you slip up and when you do, I'll be there.

Congratulations, you just admitted to being a new strain of herpes.

Strangely okay with this

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh please. I've been doing this longer than you have. Faced worse than you.

Give up.

I never give up, I'm like a bad itch on your back that you just can't scratch. No matter how hard you try you can't get rid of me. And I know there will be a second where you slip up and when you do, I'll be there.

Congratulations, you just admitted to being a new strain of herpes.

Strangely okay with this

That's because while you may be a sentient strain of herpes... you're still a moron.