If you woke up one morning and found you were the opposite gender, what would you do?

[mariofan1000]

I would panic.

 

[Zantos]

Stare naked in the mirror going "Ooooooh, breasts!"

 

[AroLombardi]

I'd stay in bed. For the day.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Check every other one of these threads for a solution.

Come to the conclusion that I have to rub one out for some reason.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Yeah, there'd be alot of "WTF?!"

Beyond that, hard to say. I'd have to rethink my personal safety, though. And, yeah, spend time checking out the equipment...not just in the traditional, dirty way, but male and female proportions are different, which would cause all sorts of problems.

I'm not sure how long it'd take to adapt...I'd not have the upbringing of growing up as that gender, might be stuck in that awkward pigeonhole transexuals end up, without the problems of surgical limitations.

Cap: yhwh uncially...Yahwah has gotten involved already

 

[olicon]

I'd have to agree with sleeping it off. It oughta go away one of these days.

 

[Stamaris]

Probably use the search bar.

 

[purehatred89]

Masturbate copiously.

 

[FamoFunk]

Have a wank. Honestly, just to see what the big thing is with Men and wanking.

 

[The_Vigilant]

Make a sandwich amirite

 

[Saltyk]

I'd splash warm water on myself. That should fix it.

 

[Lionsfan]

I dunno, probably check to see what my response was for the last time this thread popped up.

Which I think was test out the equipment, have some fun being a chick.

 

[DJDarque]

If you switch genders against your will and then masturbate, is that taking advantage of yourself?

 

[Ossian]

Have a wank. Honestly, just to see what the big thing is with Men and wanking.

I'd have to say the other way, if I got turned into a woman I'd want to know why it isn't a big deal lol.

 

[Mr Thin]

Have a wank. Honestly, just to see what the big thing is with Men and wanking.

It's great, you'll love it.

OT: Holy crap has this thread ever been done. But I've never bothered to post in them before, so here goes.

Experience first hand how best to pleasure a woman, then write all my notes down for future reference (hopefully I will change back to a man at some point and make use of them).

 

[Rawne1980]

I'd go to my local and get free beer ... seems to work for some of the lasses that go there.

 

[Woodsey]

Fondle my breasts. Lots.

 

[Hoplon]

Carry on as normal?

Also find a Gay bar for girls.

 

[nekoali]

Opposite gender or opposite sex? Cause they're different you know....

See, I'm transgender. If I woke up the opposite physical sex I am now, I would be beside myself with joy. If I woke up and my mind was thinking I was male... I'd probably freak out quite a bit, honestly. I don't know where I would go from there...