If you woke up one morning and found you were the opposite gender, what would you do?

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InsaneMaggot

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As soon as i realize it. kill myself. Not that it wouldn't be fun, but it would be too much like a gender-bender manga (like futaba change! for example). and i couldn't live with the fact that all the guys now want to bone me, give a blood transfusion to my love interest and she'd grow a dick. it would be just too confusing.
 

Slenn

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Try to find the thing that did this to me and reverse the process.
 

Scarim Coral

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I would do alot of naughty stuff with myself. After that I guess I would do ome cloth shoppings.
 

LiquidGrape

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There'd be a moment of understandable shock and bewilderment, but then I would think "SCORE!"
 

Femaref

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Feel reminded of this comic [http://www.misfile.com/?page=1], then masturbate. Then head out and get some goth/cyberpunk clothes I always liked to see as a male.
 

EvilMaggot

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Zantos said:
Stare naked in the mirror going "Ooooooh, breasts!"
pretty much this! xD

love this kinda threads :p always gets out the pervs in the escapists xD
 

EvilMaggot

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harbinger124 said:
RabbiiFrystofsk said:
Fondle my newly founded breasts.
See what it's like to rub one out as a woman.
Go and make myself pretty.
Cock tease on a night out.
Explain to my gf it's lesbianism or bust.
Go to KFC.
You sir win at life
seconded! :p
 

Speakercone

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I would probably be very confused as to which bathroom I'm now supposed to use.

Also, lesbian bar.
 

gonzo20

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well if i was super hot then im afraid id have to play with my self a while and then look for some people to shag me, yeah id be a right slut lol
 

Weslebear

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Depends, would I be an attractive female? If yes probably go in to porn or naked modelling. I have little care about dignity nor morality and I am more than up for anything at least once so why not flaunt what I may not have for long and make some quick money.

Otherwise I would probably carry on as things are, and I know a surprisingly large amount of bisexual females so if I still am attracted to females, potential relationships all over the place.

In fact I have always been strongly interested in being female, if there really is anything like reincarnation I would love to come back female.
 

Cpu46

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Really it wouldn't change all that much. I'm rather calm and rational when it comes to personal changes. Probably would sit at my computer for the rest of the day re-reading El Goonish Shive [http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-01-21] with a bit more sympathy for some of the characters situations.

Of course once my family got home there would be explaining to do... honestly I really don't know how they would react to something that drastic.
 

Blow_Pop

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blakfayt said:
purehatred89 said:
Masturbate copiously.
This, spot on. I doubt there is a single person on the planet that hasn't, at one point or another, wondered how the pleasures of sex feel for the opposite gender.
Pretty much this. I've always been curious as to what its like being a guy. Though I don't think I'd be leaving my house, let alone my bedroom. No wait, I would. To go find a girl to sleep with so I could find out how it feels to a guy.....