If you woke up one morning and found you were the opposite gender, what would you do?

[Zeriah]

Masturbate to answer the age old question: Which gender's orgasm feels better?

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Check every other one of these threads for a solution.

Come to the conclusion that I have to rub one out for some reason.

No kidding. Why do people keep saying that? Oh, right.

Me? I'd go the day acting like nothing was wrong or unusual. Then wait and see who gets freaked out the most.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Sex up my bi-sexual girlfriend, check the equipment, make sexist jokes

 

[Sud0_x]

I would cry for being such an inferior being.

Don't know my gender, can't get mad.

On second thought, that's still lame and offensive either way.

Fuck it. I'd probably just look in the mirror and think "Wow what an ugly, muscular chick".
And then I'd probably use my obscene strength and... other skills... to force coerce dudes into making me sammiches, the jerks.

Edit: Okay first thing I'd do is wonder where the hell my morning erection is.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Find a suitably powerful wizard to magic my balls back. And hope he doesn't have be fetch 20 bear asses.

 

[Darknacht]

I would repost this thread for the hundredth time, but at least I would have a good reason.

 

[Ulquiorra.Cifer]

I would rock it. Heck, not everyone gets the oppertunity to be the oppisite. I think it would be kind of fun! But once the "this is fun" mindset wears off and turns to sheer panic........ugh.

 

[airrazor7]

I would view it as a release from my old life and a rebirth. I would go someone I've always wanted to go that I never had the chance or the will power to try and I would to all the things that I was only curious about in my old life. Basically, I would start over and fully embrace becoming someone new and do things that I only dreamed of in my old life.

 

[Rouzeki]

First inform the fiancé, next giggle with glee, then go back to my daily gaming. it would be plain welcome for me alone to be turned into a woman.

 

[ZeroChan]

Make my newly-grown penis do a little dance by jerking the muscles around and then after a few minutes of that, start jerking off furiously and trying to see how far I could shoot my spunk across the room. [http://photobucket.com]

Also, if it was an option, I really don't want to have testicles.
It seems like, no matter how much you scrub those guys, they still smell of old gym socks.

 

[Comieman]

See how I will fit into my clothes / figure out what size of bras I will ned

But mostly rage because of menstruation.

 

[Grospoliner]

If I looked like a female version of myself I would be completely fine with it. If I looked like a drag queen I would be pissed as hell.

 

[JWRosser]

Masturbate. Who wouldn't?

Then it would depend on what I looked like - I mean, if I'd swapped bodies with someone, I'd seek them out. If it was just me but...female...I'd masturbate some more, then find out what the dizzle was going on.

 

[Sinspiration]

Probably become a lesbian, xD

 

[Aspergo]

hope its not "the time of the month"
But seriously, i would spend hours to think of explanation how that happened and how to explain it to people i know :3

 

[sivin]

I would be able to put my degree as a paralegal to good use.

 

[TheTim]

Go out and be a huge slut for the day......

 

[XHolySmokesX]

Find out whether i just changed gender or i somehow changed so i had always been a woman.

If the former, make the most of it, use the mirror, forget to shut the curtains or put clothes on, find some hot lesbians to 'endulge in'

If the latter, just go about life as normal, then do the above the next day =P

 

[Cazza]

See If anyone see's that I'm now the opposite sex. If no one freaks out I would just roll with it.