If you woke up one morning and found you were the opposite gender, what would you do?

[fenrizz]

Stay in bed for quite some time.

then hit up a sextoy store and then a lesbian bar.

Then stay in bed some more.

God, I hope I would be hot.

 

[Zenn3k]

Why is there seriously a thread like this every month?

The answer is masturbate, its ALWAYS masturbate. The #1 thing everyone wants to know it what it feels like for the other gender to "cum".

 

[William Ossiss]

i would clear my throat and sing...
"look at my tits. my tits are amazing!"

 

[renegade7]

I'm thinking a few minutes of panic, then "OMG BEWBZ", followed by a day-long masturbation marathon.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Why the hell

 

[Stilkon]

I've always wondered what I would do in that situation. So, like most people have been saying, I'd probably do some self-pleasuring, and try and find some clothes.

 

[Ledan]

FREAK THE HELL OUT!
And then wonder what I'll say to my girlfriend when she comes over................
Then Freak out some more.......

 

[Azure Sky]

I'd splash warm water on myself. That should fix it.

I see what you did there! =3

Tbh, not much would change.

Yes, I'm boring.

 

[Neo10101]

I would talk to one of my parents and see if they freak out, cause if they don't then Ive been changed and no one knows, so Ill probably carefully go about life trying to find out wtf happened and now what some of the differences are, if they do freak out Id probably just move and start a new life.

 

[M920CAIN]

I would... touch myself.

 

[NOHC]

I'd go buy a Subaru, and play me some fast pitch softball.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Play with my boobs, then inform my wife and step-son of some imminent awkwardness.

EDIT-.....maybe not in that order.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Hmm, not sure I should say what I would do if I woke up as the opposite gender

Which I think was test out the equipment, have some fun being a chick.

Actually... This sums it up quite well without having to go into the dirty bits.

 

[Treblaine]

Get mistaken for my sister - BUUUUUURN!

(PS: sorry sis, it's more because I look feminine)

 

[spartan231490]

Well, the obvious. And then I would just start screwing with people mentally. It's one of my favorite hobbies to start with, and it seems to be easier for chicks.

 

[Togs]

Probably repost this thread for the umpteenth time.

Is it really so hard to search and find their was one of these just last week?