If you would have access to Portal's portal gun what would you do with it?
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Id find someone i didnt like, open a blue portal in front of him, stick the gun up his ass shoot a yellow portal inside him, and then chuck a load of stuff in the the blue portal, that would be f*ing AWESOME XD
Most likely this.vanthebaron said:
I might not be able to rob a bank, but I can devise a way to warp cash registers to my house.
Put a portal in your house, go to a store. Shoot a portal below the cash register. Instant money.
I would think with portals. Also, teleportal to my girlfriend's home and snatch her from her father's clutches.
By using a portal gun to get around it.RocksW said:
I'd put one portal on one wall of one of those car-crushing things, and I'd put the other on the opposite wall
I'd put something (or someone (bwahahahaa)) in the middle, and close the walls on them, making sure they contact the portals and not the walls
Then I see what happens when duplicate an area (the bit between the two walls) with no space.
You know how when you put a portal on the roof and floor, it creates an endless fall? What happens when there's no space between the two?
If it creates some kind of quantum endless-tunnel-of-nothing then hot-damn!
If not that, then I'd probably just use it to reach interesting places like the tops of buildings
I couldn't use it like Chell does, because I'd get motion sickness and broken ankles
I'd put something (or someone (bwahahahaa)) in the middle, and close the walls on them, making sure they contact the portals and not the walls
Then I see what happens when duplicate an area (the bit between the two walls) with no space.
You know how when you put a portal on the roof and floor, it creates an endless fall? What happens when there's no space between the two?
If it creates some kind of quantum endless-tunnel-of-nothing then hot-damn!
If not that, then I'd probably just use it to reach interesting places like the tops of buildings
I couldn't use it like Chell does, because I'd get motion sickness and broken ankles
A portal from my bedroom (first floor) to the kichen (ground floor). Yeah I know that is super lazy and I would become obese for doing so.
I'd try and reach terminal velocity....
Not using myself obviously, but I can think of plenty of suitable candidates...
Not using myself obviously, but I can think of plenty of suitable candidates...
Shoot one into space, shoot one on the ground. Wait.
Also, steal money, sneak into locker rooms, etc. I would also kidnap Justin Bieber and attepmt to slingshot him into space.
Also, steal money, sneak into locker rooms, etc. I would also kidnap Justin Bieber and attepmt to slingshot him into space.
I say... place a portal under someones feet and another above them... then another on the end of the room. Now I'm thinking with portals!
...Nothing.
Seriously, if I'd use that thing the government would track me down and confiscate it.
Seriously, if I'd use that thing the government would track me down and confiscate it.
