If you would have access to Portal's portal gun what would you do with it?

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Souplex

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I'd remove my commute. Granted, the portal would have to be outside so strangers wouldn't have access to my house, but a half-block of commute is still good.
 

SimuLord

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A Portal gun would make a long-distance relationship a lot easier to manage. One end at her place, one end at mine.
 

Stalk3rchief

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Rob a bank. Get some friends, guns, masks, and take hostages. No need to go fast top get out before the cops show up, just have portal A set up at home, and open portal B right before you extract with the money. SWAT will rush into an empty bank and find confused hostages and in turn become confused. Easy as pie.
 

dogenzakaminion

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Make a portal in my house, and one in my girlfriend's house, who lives in Paris. No more travel costs wooo!
 

Spectre4802

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I think if it was me, and this wasn't a Fallout style RPG, I'd hand it over to some very smart and talented people to see if they could replicate the technology.

However, if this WAS a Fallout style RPG, I guess I'd go robbing banks, use it to evade the various armed guards and civilans heading after me, make people fall of very tall things, etc, etc...
 

jackpipsam

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go to Valve and steal the Half-Life 3 files and then go to Atari and take the golden sword!
 

barash

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Make infinite energy loop, get filthy rich, buy decently sized island and make it a country called Gamers Heaven. Residency is invite only, and then just chill out with loads of wakeboarding.
 

brainfreeze215

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set up one end of the portal where it's cheap to live, and the other end where I actually want to live!
 

Bluesclues

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crudus said:
Girl's locker room (and getting away from the police).

CynderBloc said:
Do I really have to be the immature person who says girls changing room?
Anytime someone says "what would you do with this super power". I always say girls locker room. No matter the power.
xD That's priceless.

OT: Probably portal to my friends' houses to hang out with them...I'd prefer teleportation for that one though...
 

Eumersian

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Armored Prayer said:
Make traveling from college to home a lot easier.
Sounds like a plan. I would do this.

If I didn't do that, I would have one portal in my dorm, and carry the gun with me everywhere, so that I could just make the other end of the portal anywhere.
 

AgentDarkmoon

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Lots of people seem to be ignoring the 'you have to be able to see [or directionally shoot at] where you want both ends of the portal' rule... I suppose for some you could put one end where you are starting from and travel the normal way to the other to set a portal there, but I guarantee someone's going to notice a giant hole in the wall/floor. It's therefore not that useful for travel cross-town or cross-continent, especially if you're going to be chaining them. You could probably use the set one and go to the other principle for a bank robbery getaway, but you better hope that you can reset the second portal before the cops follow you through, lol.

I would shoot one down when I was directly over the mariana trench (or else make an oil rig and shoot it down the pipes to the bottom, if you want to say it doesn't go through water), and calculate the direction and angle to shoot one up at the moon... and then confuse the hell out of people when the oceans disappear and there is water on the moon. Some giant whale or something might be able to block the hole though... *sadface*
 

joshuaayt

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It only works on shower tiles anyway, so very little. Well, little before the american military shoots me and steals it. I wouldn't even blame them, to be honest. It's a portal gun.
 

jcm0791

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joshuaayt said:
It only works on shower tiles anyway...
I guess that limits it to girls locker room then ...

Without that limitation I would make a portal into the back of John Malcovich's head and then .... what do you mean someone else already thought of that? Sonofabitch!!!