If your child asked you "what is death?" What would you say?

[curty129]

Probably ninja'd, but whatevs.

"Here, let me show you."

 

[RatRace123]

"What's death daddy?"
"It's what happened to me on the inside, when you were born, now go get daddy another beer and stop blocking the TV"

 

[no one really]

I would reply "what is love?"

 

[no one really]

Death is when you die but don't respawn again. Usualy thanks to a buggy server or a bad admin.

*You have been disconected.*

 

[Krythe]

Spoiler

"Apathy."

Am I doing it right?

 

[DocBalance]

It's what gives life meaning, kid.

Yep, that's all.

 

[SimuLord]

Death is the end of this life and the beginning of the next. You meet the gods and they decide your place in the afterlife based on how you lived your life on earth, so be good, do great deeds, and never be afraid. When the gods want you, they'll let you know.

 

[Grayjack]

"It's when your brain activity ceases. It's like going to sleep, but never waking up."

Yeah, I'd probably give him nightmares.

 

[Iggy Rufflebar]

GAME OVER MAN!

 

[Mariakitten]

"Something you don't have to worry about"
I would let them figure it out themselves.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Hey, mister? What's death?"

"Well, little boy or girl (I honestly can't tell, get a damn haircut), death is the penalty you pay for every moment that you've been happy. It is painful, and it lasts forever. It hurts worse than having your entire body made out of loose teeth, and if you ever loved anybody that died, I guarantee you they're suffering right now. Every time you smile, you're a year closer to dying. Laughter knocks ten years off your life. You can avoid death by never, ever being happy again."

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

"Death is a freaky guy in a black robe who likes to kill people"
or
"here Ill show you" *Jumps off bridge* (lol, na, im not suicidal)

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

If you imagine death as an art,
then Thane is a master...

 

[Zeema]

remember when you play cod and you die and wait for a respawn yeah its like that except you don't respawn.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

"Death is when the mortal parts of you fall asleep. But your immortal parts live on."

 

[bam13302]

"Well...Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to de ovver side?"
"Yes. But sometimes you don't make it...Like Mummy."

GAH, what is that from?!??!?

It's paraphrased from a very recent Cyanide and Happiness Only a few days old.

I checked. It's only 3 days [http://www.explosm.net/comics/2159/] old!

THANK YOU, had no idea what that was from but i remembered it
My insanity has been temporarily dampened