If your favorite video game character would walk up to you

[MercenaryCanary]

If Rorschach came up to me, he would say this.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? STOP USING THE MESSAGE 'GRAMMAR RORSCHACH STRIKES AGAIN!'"
Then he would leave me crying in a corner.
Technically, he is now a video game character so no bitching.

 

[XxNoMercyxX]

If Altair from Assassin's Creed came up to me he'd probably stab me in the neck, and then we'd talk for 20 minutes about why he did it. Then he'd run away and hide in a roof garden thing for a little bit...

 

[iwinatlife]

If any of my KOTOR characters walked up to me id throw down all my valuables and slink away, quietly hoping to god they dont decide that choking me would be fun.

My other favorite would be the bloodthirster from Dawn of War and im not sure what i would do when faced by a 200ft tall demon of pure rage who's sole purpose in existence is to kill

 

[Mullahgrrl]

If Max from Sam and Max came along I would proberbly have to dodge.

I think I'd run in terror at the mere sight of him, myself. Then again, he'd probably just pull his gun out of his (wait, where?) so what'd be the point?

Yeah, I first thought I should run, but that would proberbly just trigger him to chase me. Even if he didn't pull a luger on me (None of your damn buisness!) that would be horrible.

 

[SmartIdiot]

If Raiden, in his MGS4 incarnation, came up to me, he would start complaining about how it rained on his birthday and how he's always been alone and etc. Plus he'd teach me how to fight with no arms.

 

[Afterburn]

If Snake would walk up to me, i would CQC him and steal his MkII
and then Scream FOXDIE !!! or Snake...Snake... SNAKE!!!!

That's impossible, Snake would just snap your neck even if you look at him the wrong way.

Not if i can distract him with a playboy mag^^

Too bad he's the one who does the distracting with it. If you see Snake, Snake sees you. If you don't see Snake, you are only moment sway from death.

 

[Metalchair]

id give tiny tank a good wash

id scratch Dogmeat behind the ears then pat him on the head, then give him a place to live

id try to get ninja lessons from my ninja from Tenchu Z

id pray that Ryu Hayabusa didn kill me

id pray that Akuma didn kill me

 

[goodman528]

I would run in the opposite direction as fast as I can.

 

[6_Qubed]

Well, considering that I play a lot of games with customizable characters, and they all tend to be more or less female versions of me, I'm pretty sure I'd ask myself out, go someplace lowkey and inexpensive, bring me home, challenge me to a variety of my favorite two player video games, continue with a few solid games of Magic, and once me and I were all tuckered out, get into bed and redefine "self gratification."

 

[Vrud]

I'd wonder how the hell GLaDOS was walking.

Then I'd force a hearty laugh every time HK-47 made a "meatbag" comment while sneaking for the exit.

As for Pyramid Head, I GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[GoliathOnline]

If Kratos from God Of War had walked up to me...I most likely wouldnt be writing this

 

[Alphacron]

I'd wonder how the hell GLaDOS was walking.

Then I'd force a hearty laugh every time HK-47 made a "meatbag" comment while sneaking for the exit.

As for Pyramid Head, I GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Explanation: I sense the fluids sloshing in your fleshy form. it is most unnerving meatba-i mean master (i know i didn't get that word for word)

 

[Mr. Fister]

If Link walked up to me, I'd probably give him whatever he needs, whether it be rupees, an item, a dungeon key, or what have you. The guy deserves it.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

If Sephiroth walked up to me? I would fall to my knees and pledge my loyalty to him. Then, he could have his way with me.

^ Same as this guy.

I wouldn't let him have his way with me, but I would pledge loyalty a thousand times if he so desired.

 

[odBilal]

If Snake would walk up to me, i would CQC him and steal his MkII
and then Scream FOXDIE !!! or Snake...Snake... SNAKE!!!!

That's impossible, Snake would just snap your neck even if you look at him the wrong way.

Not if i can distract him with a playboy mag^^

Too bad he's the one who does the distracting with it. If you see Snake, Snake sees you. If you don't see Snake, you are only moment sway from death.

Could it be that Snake is Related to Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris = Gas Snake o_0

 

[Hyperactiveman]

If GlaDos was even able to walk up to me I'd throw a pie in her faceplate and yell out LIES!

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

I wouldn't be able to understand a word Link said.

 

[pieeater911]

If HK-47 came along I probably wouldn't have a head anymore.