If your favorite video game was a food. . .

[General Ken8]

Me and my friends were being morons the other day and saying how random things or ideas would taste, and I thought of this
(Trust me, this does sound weird) If your favorite video game was a food, what would it taste like?

My favorite game is Bioshock, and I think that it would be some kind of meat, and it would be cooked rare and would have several odd toppings that, when mixed together, surprisingly taste good.

Ignore the fact that this whole forum sounds pretty dumb, when you think about it

 

[Sir Kemper]

Rotting Decompseing flesh?

My favorite game is Dead Rising.

 

[Geekmaster K]

For me, my favorite video games are like my favorite foods. I have too many to pick just one in either category.

 

[delet]

Prince of Persia Sands of Time.

It'd be a Sandwhich!

 

[Soulgaunt]

TF2? A sandvich, of course.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Prince of Persia Sands of Time.

It'd be a Sandwhich!

I see what you did there....

OT: Banjo Kazooie would be a brightly colored ice cream dessert completed with a gummi Jiggy on top.

Mmmmmmm

 

[RatRace123]

Mass Effect would be really good cocktail, or some type of drink, probably blue in color.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

let's see Tales of Symphonia...maybe a soup? Like a tasty soup, but no mushrooms in it. Because some people like mushrooms and it's not the dish for them so they only get a few spoonfuls. But if your like me and hate mushrooms, it's like the best soup ever!

 

[Chancie]

Drakengard: It would probably be some sort of meat, cooked pretty rare with some sort of seasoning on it and maybe some sort of a soup as an appetizer. xD

Rule of Rose: Probably something disgusting. I can see it as being some sort of a pie with a filling that shouldn't be typically used. Like...pigeon meat, I bet.

Okami: Some tasty Japanese food. Maybe some sort of Japanese prepared meat with some rice and veggies on the side and a little Sake to go with it. Or maybe Okami would just be a fruit salad.

Shadow Hearts: Some more or less elegant dish. I'm reminded of a moon for some reason. Some sort of fancy meal that's also probably healthy. I see a bunch of veggies on a plate for some reason...

Shadow of the Colossus: A meat of some kind. That's probably been thrown in the dirt a couple of times.

 

[Greyfall]

I think Portal would taste like... wait. Wouldn't i just get my own fork in like the back of my head or something? Hypothetically, it could taste like any food in the world. Excepting cake.

 

[Birras]

Hm...If Saints Row 2 were a food...

It would start off with a Porterhouse steak, cooked medium-well, then wrapped in bacon, deep-fried, smothered in liquid queso, wrapping all this in MOAR bacon, and stuffing it all into a ham and cooking it Cajun-style. My reasoning? Saints Row 2 is a game I would willingly have sex with if I didn't think it would damage the disk, the same could be said of the MEAT creation I just described, except replace disk with MEAT.

 

[Zepren]

Hm...If Saints Row 2 were a food...

It would start off with a Porterhouse steak, cooked medium-well, then wrapped in bacon, deep-fried, smothered in liquid queso, wrapping all this in MOAR bacon, and stuffing it all into a ham and cooking it Cajun-style. My reasoning? Saints Row 2 is a game I would willingly have sex with if I didn't think it would damage the disk, the same could be said of the MEAT creation I just described, except replace disk with MEAT.

Damn you stole my game, but not the taste

The taste of saints row 2 is just insane. It tastes like a mix of multiple drugs and alot of booze.

 

[faceless chick]

hmm favorite game..

i can't think of what my fave game is right now, but i can assure you i generally play the fast food equivalent of games, with the occasional biscuit (casual games)and a home-cooked meal (prince of persia series)

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Hmmm... I imagine that Metal Gear Solid would be a kind of steak, rare so it's still dripping with blood. Probably have an eyepatch and a cigar hanging from it too.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

If Jagged Alliance 2 was a food, it'd be a very refined dish. I'm thinking of some kind of weird exotic pasta for some reason. You'd need patience and skill to prepare it and it'd be a bit of an acquired taste, but very delicious and satisfying if you took the time to fully appreciate the flavor.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Megaman Legends would be Japanese-style shrimp and chicken with a side of rice.

Oblivion would be a neverending feast of all kinds of delicious food.

 

[NIHILHATE]

Silent Hill would be a Rust sandwich on stale BloodBread with Fear Seasoning, Hate Sauce, Lust Olives on splintery metal cocktail sticks, and Claustrophobia Tubes(?) sticking out, all soaked in unconditional love. It would also be mind-smashingly hallucinagenic and would kill you painfully over the space of eternity.

 

[fragile_bandwidth]

Like a twinkie.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Resident Evil 4: I dunno, probably something from spain? Maybe a nice Gazpacho soup or some oxtail stew.

Okami: I'm thinking some sushi or sukiyaki with some garlic fried rice and grilled veggies on the side. Maybe with some sake or plum wine?

Shadow of the Colussus: Possibly a steak that's been nicely coated in dirt and cooked to perfection on a sunbather's bum? (Don't think too much about that, I certainly didn't.)

Beatles: Rock Band: Fish and chips, baby! I'm gonna get shot for that.

Prince of Persia: Sand of Time: I'm thinking some onion soup, Persian style.