If your genitals was a game...

[SilentCom]

This is got to be one of the wierdest questions I've ever read on a game forum. I just can't even describe what game I would be.

 

[Easton Dark]

Prototype.

A great time, but compared to others of its kind, a little short.

 

[RoBi3.0]

My dick is any random MMO the build up is great, but eventually the end game becomes a disappointment.

 

[Savagezion]

Duke Nukem Forever

It gets hyped up so much, there's no way it could live up to it.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Civilization cause you always want one more turn.

 

[Layzor]

Assassin's Creed 2, it's easy to beat.

 

[BlueOnBlue]

it's like demon's souls, long and hard, (and a bit to much of both for some people).

 

[Stoic raptor]

Shadow of the colossus

Ohhhh yeah.

You hide in the shadow of other, much larger beings?

More like being a mighty conquerer.

 

[jumb]

Quake.

Because it makes you.

 

[Azulito]

Portal. It's fun, leaves you feeling pleased and after the experience, you feel as though your brain was f*****d out :B

I'm bad. xD

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

Saw a similar thread on another site and thought it would be fun to try it here.

As for myself... Sega Soccer Slam. Underrated, not many people have seen it in action and it's a little too short.

So, if your penis/vagina was a game, which would it be?

eternal darkness: sanity's requiem. the crazier you get, the more fun i am.

 

[chach_face]

Heavy Rain
It's not much at the beginning, but it gets better!

 

[Infernai]

This game

Spoiler

 

[Captain-Giggles]

Pokemon, at one point you were ashamed to play with it, now you know everyone else does anyway.
Captcha: Its Rentee!

 

[Micalas]

Alone in the Dark. Eerily similar to my sex life.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Starcraft 2.

Can play both a micro and a macro game.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Rockband 3.

Great at parties, fun for many players, and you can plug in all kinds of interesting accessories.

Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

You are my new hero. ^^

I...I hope I'm the hero you want me to be, or the very least the hero you deserve...

Gordon's son: Why is Paksenarrion leaving, dad?

Gordon: Because she turned all of Gotham insane with her Evil Detachable Clitoris (EDC).

Gordon's son: ...I'm 12. What is this clitoris you speak of?

Spoiler: EDC

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

... Marry me

How would you introduce me to your parents?

Simriel: Mom, dad, I want you to meet my waifu.

Giant spiky metal ball of evil: *starts to spin menacingly*

Parents: ...she looks like some kind of...loli death machine...

Snip

I nominate this for post of the year for all year past, current and to come.

OT: I don't know. Can anyone tell me about a game that's short, uninteresting and not played by anyone but thousands have seen?

Oh, come on. I bet you're more of a Tron! Long, action-packed, and...uh...just ignore the part where Tron is a made up game, and you'll be fine! Uh, look! My clitoris is spinning menacingly again! Woooooo, menacingly spinning clitoriiiiiis...oh, wait. That's how I hypnotize people to be evil.

Spoiler: EDC

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

if i weren't taken, id probably attempt to hit that pocket of awesome. Attempt and fail mind you but still attempt...

Uh...I commend you on your bravery, Sir Knight, but...where exactly would you stick it in a spiky metal ball of evil? I suppose there are plenty of empty eye sockets among the bodies, but...I'm flattered, nonetheless!

 

[michael87cn]

Civilization.

Because there are tiny people living inside them.