If your genitals was a game...

[Epailes]

SNIP

As is appears someone else has already proposed, I bow down to ye.

OT: Ratchet and Clank, it has nuts and bolts...

 

[Paksenarrion]

Umm... -scratches head- All good ones are already taken.
How about The Incredible Machine [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Machine_(game)]?

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

I... I love you!
Please please please fall in love with me. I will give you cookies.

But...think of the children! If Konata and an insanity-inducing metal ball of evil were to get married, the children would be-...would be...

...let's do it.

 

[Thundero13]

Duke Nukem Forever, didn't get released to the public for 12 years
...
Thats not true I just wanted to be funny

My Captcha says STUART rchaval, I wonder who that is...

 

[Paksenarrion]

SNIP

As is appears someone else has already proposed, I bow down to ye.

OT: Ratchet and Clank, it has nuts and bolts...

No, please continue with your proposal! This will be like Ouran High School Host Club!

...but with an evil spinning metal ball. ^_^

"There's something about the new host that seems...off."

*pan to spiky metal ball dressed as a host*

 

[Wierdguy]

Portal: Short but awesome!


(Lets ignore the fact that its single player only for now...)

 

[PettingZOOPONY]

Sherlock Holmes:

Always have a magnifying for finding my junk.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Russian Roulette, no one knows when they're going to get it, but chances are, it'll be a blast!

...OH, you mean videogame? XD

Dead Space 2 New Game + after beating Hardcore mode. Everyone loves the foam finger and going, "BANG BANG BANG!!!"

 

[Simriel]

Rockband 3.

Great at parties, fun for many players, and you can plug in all kinds of interesting accessories.

Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

You are my new hero. ^^

I...I hope I'm the hero you want me to be, or the very least the hero you deserve...

Gordon's son: Why is Paksenarrion leaving, dad?

Gordon: Because she turned all of Gotham insane with her Evil Detachable Clitoris (EDC).

Gordon's son: ...I'm 12. What is this clitoris you speak of?

Spoiler: EDC

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

... Marry me

How would you introduce me to your parents?

Simriel: Mom, dad, I want you to meet my waifu.

Giant spiky metal ball of evil: *starts to spin menacingly*

Parents: ...she looks like some kind of...loli death machine...

Snip

I nominate this for post of the year for all year past, current and to come.

OT: I don't know. Can anyone tell me about a game that's short, uninteresting and not played by anyone but thousands have seen?

Oh, come on. I bet you're more of a Tron! Long, action-packed, and...uh...just ignore the part where Tron is a made up game, and you'll be fine! Uh, look! My clitoris is spinning menacingly again! Woooooo, menacingly spinning clitoriiiiiis...oh, wait. That's how I hypnotize people to be evil.

Spoiler: EDC

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

if i weren't taken, id probably attempt to hit that pocket of awesome. Attempt and fail mind you but still attempt...

Uh...I commend you on your bravery, Sir Knight, but...where exactly would you stick it in a spiky metal ball of evil? I suppose there are plenty of empty eye sockets among the bodies, but...I'm flattered, nonetheless!

My parents? Honestly, they would be like 'Cool'. Honestly, the amount they accept is franly awesome.

 

[RanD00M]

The snip of hilarity

Spoiler: This picture is very relevant to how I feel right now.

They ache from my laughter.

 

[Samechiel]

Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

 

[Adam28]

Pokemon; I caught them all. : /

 

[Paksenarrion]

The snip of hilarity

Spoiler: This picture is very relevant to how I feel right now.

They ache from my laughter.

The other side of Aslan you never see.

 

[barbzilla]

I don't know, but it would probably be a Wii game, the sad thing is I think I've lost a couple of times while playing single player.

 

[Tdc2182]

About a minute long racing game

 

[Gurk]

Ah, it's time like this I wish I had some wit about me...

 

[bam13302]

Freelancer

Spoiler: description

longer than i wanted, but good all the same, and noone knows what it looks like

 

[William Dickbringer]

borderlands
fun with more than 1 person and there's always a second wind

 

[RanD00M]

The snip of hilarity

Spoiler: This picture is very relevant to how I feel right now.

They ache from my laughter.

The other side of Aslan you never see.

Well even the Jesus Lion needs to tend to his balls every now and then.

 

[WolfEdge]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

I thought those came standard. Is that not true?

OT: Majora's Mask

Three days...

Three days...

[sub]Three days...[/sub]

 

[Paksenarrion]

The snip of hilarity

Spoiler: This picture is very relevant to how I feel right now.

They ache from my laughter.

The other side of Aslan you never see.

Well even the Jesus Lion needs to tend to his balls every now and then.

That actually clarified my thoughts greatly! I imagined Jesus Lion, Raptor Jesus, Pirate Cyborg Ninja Jesus, Optimus Prime, and Republican Jesus sitting around a campfire sharing stories and talking about their balls.