M. Night Shamylan, then I'd find it out it's not really a movie but a TV sitcom (which would explain the laugh track I kept hearing, through the use of a flash back).
Quiet you!FargoDog said:Like cannibalization. Oh wait, that's fairly accurate..
This is the first thing I thought too, but then I read the OP and it seems that it is more of a cinematic retellig rather than actually making your life into a movie.The Austin said:Me!
I want to control every aspect of my own life!
Ditto, and I'd also make tons of money, regardless of all of those better movies that came out.MrDeckard said:Michael Bay. Why? Because my life would be filled with epic explosions and attractive stupid people.
and Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, Takashi Miike, and me, just to see if it'll resemble this:Funkiest Monkey said:Edgar Wright. He'd be able to perfectly portray my constant, hilarious fuck-ups.