If your life was a movie, who do you want to direct it?

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thedeathscythe

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M. Night Shamylan, then I'd find it out it's not really a movie but a TV sitcom (which would explain the laugh track I kept hearing, through the use of a flash back).
 

natural20

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I'd love to see Joss Whedon do mine. My life seems to be his type of mix of fast-paced comedy and small but poignant tragedies. Also, I'd want Nathan Fillion to play my fiancé.
 

El_Teodoro

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Michael Bay's The Life of Ted

Toddler: HIS HOTWHEELS TOYS ARE EXPLODING
TEENAGER: HIS DAD'S JEEP IS EXPLODING
ADULT: THE FAMILY STATION WAGON IS EXPLODING
OLD MAN: THE CAR WHOSE STEERING WHEEL TED CANNOT SEE OVER IS EXPLODING
oh look it's a robot!
 

WorldCritic

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Either Steven Spielberg (because he makes awesome movies), or Joss Whedon (because he makes awesome shows).
 

klaynexas3

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Ed Wood, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez and Peter Jackson. and i want all of them in collaboration to make my life/movie thing. it'd make so much money and be so damn awesome, i'd never have to work again.
 

Biosophilogical

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The Austin said:
Me!
I want to control every aspect of my own life!
This is the first thing I thought too, but then I read the OP and it seems that it is more of a cinematic retellig rather than actually making your life into a movie.

However, because it's now in my head I'm going to go with me, because then I'd be controlling myself as I control myself. One of my arguments against free will is that if you did have a part of yourself that controls the rest (so you aren't just an advanced robot) then you'd need to control the control section and then control that bit, etc etc on to infinity. This way, I'd be controlling myself to infinity, so I'd be as closer to possessing free will than anything or anyone who(m?) has ever existed. Also, I have a crazy imagination, so if I imagined something, the directing me would put it in, so I would have omnipotence and being the director I'd also have omniscience. Also, I could make myself have any and every power I want (i.e. immortality), and if I ever get bored I can just hit 'skip' during the reviewing process.
 

theSovietConnection

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Either Francis Ford Coppola, James Cameron, or Clint Eastwood, mostly because I thoroughly enjoy movies by them.
 

Socius

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Tim burton, I would have psychotic people in snappy clothes singing and dancing in the street. what more can one wish for?
 

arthurinkpen

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Michael bay.

He cant really screw over my cliched boring life anymore then i have so it would be great to see it re-done for $100 million with more explosions and racism then a careless KKK petrol station.
 

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MrDeckard said:
Michael Bay. Why? Because my life would be filled with epic explosions and attractive stupid people.
Ditto, and I'd also make tons of money, regardless of all of those better movies that came out.
 

Paragon Fury

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My life is a movie. Did you ever see the 40 Year-Old Virgin? Thats pretty much it, but without the happy ending.
 

Vrex360

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Jason Reitman perhaps. He was the guy who directed Up in the Air and more importantly, Juno.
If anyone could pull off my quirky teenage life, it would be him.
 

Raziel_Likes_Souls

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Funkiest Monkey said:
Edgar Wright. He'd be able to perfectly portray my constant, hilarious fuck-ups.
and Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, Takashi Miike, and me, just to see if it'll resemble this:

I would buy it five times in a row if it looked like this.