If your life was a movie, who do you want to direct it?

[Vek]

It'd be either Spielberg, Nolan, Oliver Hirschbiegel (he directed Downfall), or Orson Welles.

 

[child of lileth]

I'd have Rob Zombie direct it, but without his wife making mandatory cameos. Nothing against her, I just don't want any running themes from other movies in it.

 

[Yeslek Ssomllur]

WES ANDERSON!!! ALL THE WAY!!!

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

Kurt Wimmer

Because nothing livens up a college lecture than a massive gun-kata slaughterfest

 

[A random person]

Even though he's not a film director, Hideo Kojima (inb4 "Metal Gear is a movie"). I want my life full of crazy conspiracies, badassary, and bipedal nuclear tanks, all while having a bit of a humorous edge (in a bizarre, somewhat po-mo way). Especially if Eva and Big Boss were in it.

 

[RoyalSorceress]

Hmmm, how about Hayao Miyazaki? Then my life could be filled with interesting creatures and flying machines!

 

[ANImaniac89]

Due to how fucked up my life has been and my loosening grasp on my own sanity
I would like David Cronenberg to do the job or possibly Terry Gilliam

 

[CK76]

Terry Gilliam would instantly make my life seem far cooler than it is.

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

David Lynch, for sure. My whole life is a stream of unfulfilled desires and fantasies, so basically, Mulholland Drive: the sequel.

 

[stabnex]

I'd get Uwe Boll only because he would portray it with way more sex than my actual life has had so far.

 

[Snake Plissken]

John Carpenter. With him on board, it's pretty much bound to have Kurt Russell being a badass in it.

 

[SHWiMM]

Frank Oz. Death at a Funeral was eerily familiar and nostalgic.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

M. Night Shamalan. It'd somehow end up being about the Loch Ness Monster getting possesed by my grandfather or something.

 

[Infernai]

James Cameron, cause, hell, the guy made freaking Terminator 2 and Aliens. Also on the Condition that it stars both Sean Connery, Kurt Russel and Samuel L Jackson...yeah my life is pretty uninteresting.

John Carpenter. With him on board, it's pretty much bound to have Kurt Russell being a badass in it.

Ah, i see i have found a fellow Escape from New York/LA fan!

 

[Mr Scott]

I would recruit Guillermo Del Toro, 'cos this weird shit that happens? He'd make it comprehensible and it'd be a cult hit, and that's all you can really ask for as a producer.
*lols*

 

[Iffat Nur]

Michael Bay. Why? Because my life would be filled with epic explosions and attractive stupid people.

For some reason, I agree. Plus, I get to laugh at the reviews while I roll in american money.
But otherwise, Edgar Wright. He made Scott Pilgrim vs. the World happen

 

[miriahofthewind]

Hmm, I would have to saw either Tim Burton or Harold Ramis if it's a comedy. Caddyshack is probably the closest thing to my real life.

Really, I would be okay with anyone other than Joel Schumacher because I'm a girl and what fun would there be for me? D:

 

[Enigma6667]

Darren Aronofsky. I'm already kind of an artsy-fartsy kinda guy, so I want an artsy-fartsy director to direct my life.

Oh yeah, and he made The Fountain, one of the best looking movies ever made effects-wise, so yeah, even if my life is boring and artsy-fartsy, it'll look damn good with all those space bubbles, falling stars, and golden nebulae.

 

[Romblen]

John McTiernan. Why? Because he directed Die hard, the best action movie ever.