If your life was Truman Show-esque

[Optional Opinion]

If you woke up and found out your life was like The Truman Show, what would your reaction be?

I would realise that my friends were just social prostitutes and that every girl I've slept with were actual prostitutes. Then I would spiral out of control request the producers to give me money and have a drink/drug fuelled rave and eventually be found as an alcoholic old man who frequently urinates on security cameras and public property.

 

[JRCB]

I would be bewildered as to how I haven't been canceled yet.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

My reaction would be feeling sorry for whoever had to watch my uninteresting life thus far. After that I would just walk around naked, messing with all the actors.

 

[lee1287]

yeah my lifes pretty boring

college

work

video games

gf

in that order.

 

[Duh]

i would only masturbate undercovers

i guess that's all

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Walk backwards, speak in gibberish, wear shoes on my hands, and headbutt everyone.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Go mad and get canceled

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd wonder who the hell would actually watch me.

 

[Vrex360]

I would break the forth wall and talk to the audience.

 

[Generator]

I would break the forth wall and talk to the audience.

Sounds fun.

Me and some friends once tried to make another friend think he was in the Truman show as a prank. Surprisingly, it didn't work.

 

[r4ndom]

I would try and find the edge.

 

[rickthetrick]

Omg it would probably be on bravo and I'd have to shoot myself.

 

[VaultBoy]

I'd ask myself why I ruined my career after ace ventura.

 

[TheLastCylon]

I wouldn't be surprised, I've been thinking that already.

(kidding)

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

My life, the Truman show? I...I love you Christof.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

I would mess with people and become a general nuisance to everyone. Stuff like fling poo at people never speak another word of english (except to talk to the audience). Masturbate in front of the cameras and go into peoples houses and break their stuff.

 

[War Penguin]

I would give everyone the best episode of their lives and go bat shit crazy in front of the cameras. Then I'd do whatever the fuck I want and get on with my fake life.

 

[Souplex]

What do you mean if?

 

[SimuLord]

I would totally shatter the fourth wall while simultaneously turning my life into a giant Tex Avery cartoon.