If your pets could talk...

[Julianking93]

My dog would be like " Your Masturbating again?!" XP

This. My dog always seems to be watching me or at least in the same room when I'm doing that.

Uh, close the door?

I do. He always finds a way. Unfortunately, none of the doors in my house close all the way, so he can easily push it open.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

"Feed Me", well my plant actually does say that though...

(Cookie for reference)

Little Shop, little shop of horrors!

Well done sir.
Here's your coo-
[img/]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/TsukikoGoddess/cookie-monster3.jpg[/img]
GODDAMMIT COOKIE MONSTER! (sorry your cookie just got jacked)

 

[Casual Shinji]

My dog would probably say; GIMME,GIMME,GIMME,GIMME,GIMME

 

[RebelRising]

Suicidal Canary: "Kill me. "

Siamese fighting fish: "*sigh*...I spy with my little eye...water. And a little something farther off, but I can't make it out. What else is there to do? Fuck...kill m-oh, what's this, then? Another Siamese fighting fish looking directly at me! It's copying me, the prick! It's mimicking everything I'm doing! I'll teach him to mock me! swims toward reflection, hits the glass* Ow! That hurt, man! Now I'm really going to kill you! Say your prayers! *swims into glass again* Ah! *sucks in through teeth, exhales* Christ, that hurt! He's copying my attacks, too! What the hell?! Okay, okay, calm down, man. Maybe if I just stay clear of him, he'll leave me alone...yeah, that could work. I can't win this fight...I can't win anything. *swims away to sulk*."

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

My dog would say nothing.....Dead dogs can't really talk.

 

[hidden walls]

i think every pet i own would all say 2 words ...



feed me!

 

[Tucker154]

"Get of the video game and get a life already!"which i will never do.

 

[InsanityManifest]

"You know I can't understand your gibberish, right?"

 

[AkJay]

My dog would be like " Your Masturbating again?!" XP

o_o'

My dog would just say "Feed me *****!" - she is a very fat little dog.

 

[luna_moth]

My Cat would say "I am god, feed me"

 

[chefassassin2]

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Well done sir.
Here's your coo-
[img/]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/TsukikoGoddess/cookie-monster3.jpg[/img]
GODDAMMIT COOKIE MONSTER! (sorry your cookie just got jacked)

Jacked or not jacked, it's a cookie. Thank you!

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!..."

 

[esperandote]

nothing, she would be to busy trying to chew my shoe laces and jeans.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

My cats would between telling me to feed them would, say "Don't bother me I'm sleeping".

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

My bird would say "Hey, Damien! Damien! Hey, Damien! Damien! You hungry? Damien! Hey!!!"

I love him, but he is annoying as hell.

 

[Cliff_m85]

It would be like Doug from UP.

It's "Dug", not "Doug" you filthy non-pixarian heathen.

 

[Captain Spiral]

Dogs: "Feed me! Is that for me!? Mine? More for me! I want that! Gimme Gimme!" "Pet me Pet me! Don't pet him, pet meee!"

I have selfish dogs.

 

[WrongSprite]

I'M SO HAPPY LOOK AT HOW HAPPY I AM I'M WAGGING MY TAIL AND CHEWING ON YOUr HAND

...Do you have any food?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My fish would say: "You are a retard! How did you not hit that guy?! Damn, you suck at search and destroy..."
Atleast the big one would say that...