If your sneeze was a firearm.

[The_root_of_all_evil]

A phlegm thrower.

 

[JochemDude]

A tank turret, I will fly backwards and whatever I was aiming at doesn't exist anymore.

 

[Harveypot]

A shotgun. Also, bless your face, if you sneezed during this video, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Xaio30]

A dirty cluster-bomb.

 

[oden636]

My sneezes sound like F1 cars driving by so i would describe them as a Spaz 12 shotgun as I normally sneeze 4 - 6 times.


Also I would shoot myself in the knees everytime i drive by a field. DAMN HAYFEVER

 

[Viper1265]

A phlegm thrower.

Made me lol

OT: Double barreled shotgun, two shells of buckshot right to the face of whoever happens to be unfortunate enough to be standing in front of me.

 

[Davatehi]

Well, I don't know really. When I sneeze I use all the power in my body to make it as loud as possible. So I would have to say a fatboy.

 

[PonceyMcTosserFaic]

mine would a cross between the fat man from fallout 3 and a Barrett 50. Cal sniper rifle.

 

[penguindogexd]

PEPPERBOX!!!!!!

 

[Duruznik]

A shotgun. Messy and all over the place.

Wow. Imagine trying to stifle your sneeze with your hand. Hm. Ouch.

A phlegm thrower.

Well played, sir.

 

[C95J]

Well I hold my sneezes in, so I guess it would be some sort of suppressed weapon.
It would also probably be some type of pistol, I can't imagine it being a rifle anyway

Maybe a Walther P99 silenced?

 

[MasTerHacK]

Sawn-off.
FUCK! Just shot my dick off.

 

[Bofore13]

My sneeze is a firearm, the Dead Space force gun was based on it.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

A nuke. My sneezes can destroy the avarage-size city if I'm not careful.

Are you, by any chance, Chuck Norris?

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Old gunpowder cannon. It's loud

 

[Ren3004]

A .50 cal machine gun. Sometimes I get a minute long streak of sneezes and they're frigging loud. At times I've sneezed so hard I felt needles stabbing me all over my body.

 

[azukar]

Trebuchet. Takes ages to load, then a massive firing arc.

 

[concrete89]

An old, badly maintained SKS rifle.
Goes of at the drop of a hat, and takes half the barrel with it as it does...