If your sneeze was a firearm.

[Retal19]

A .44 Magnum Revolver that jams/fires backwards. My sneezes sort of backfire. All the time. I have to brace myself for them and my entire body seizes up just before I sneeze, but then I do sneeze and there's almost no sound and I'm left gagging as all the gunk meant to fly out of my nose and mouth goes back down the other way and gets stuck in my lungs and throat. It's absolutely horrible.

 

[tehbeard]

A Blunderbuss. Loud and wide area of effect.

 

[FrostyChick]

Probably something small and quiet, like an airsoft handgun, probably silenced as well.

 

[Vakz]

An assault rifle that often jams. I have powerful sneezes, and I rarely sneeze only once. Usually two or three times. I also very often feel like I'm going to sneeze, get ride to the moment when the sneeze should come, but then it doesn't..

 

[siffty]

The FUCK YOU cannon.
For some reason a swear when I sneeze

 

[NinjaDuckie]

I'd be a SPAS-12, but my dad has a habit of deliberately making his sneezes over-the-top, so they range from anti-air fire to orbital strike.

 

[RevRaptor]

Arquebus - nosy messy none too accurate and prone to going off without warning. Also a ***** to clean up afterwards.

 

[ColorfulObscurity]

Half the time my sneeze is a shotgun and the other half of the time its like a squirt gun sans the water.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

super silencer based semi auto handguns.

i've gotten very very good at controlling my sneeze, to the point if it's not a big one most of the time i can get it to come out with no one noticing anything at all, sometimes if it's a big one i let a little "*ch*" out, but that's at most..personally i hate sneezing and the aspect of it so i try to make it as small as possible.

if i full blown don't control it it's a god damn noob tube