If you're on a deserted island....and couldn't leave....

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cah318ery7

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I would bring my best friend, and he would most likely bring his acoustic guitar with him.

If I am limited to one item, it would be a hatchet. If I could bring more, I would bring a hunting knife, some form of rifle with ammunition, and a machete, in that order.
 

Excelcior

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First I'd check out if the island truly IS deserted, and there isn't some hidden cannibal village that wants to take my nipples as a seasoning for their testicle stew. Next I'd try to find out WHY the island is deserted. If I can't find any reason, I read and apply this book:

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Aur0ra145

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I'd bring along a Saturn V rocket.

As for another person, I'd have to take any one of my friends picked via lottery.
 

WiccaVamp

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My friend Ty and some rum.Mostly because I've never seen someone problem solve like Ty with some rum in him lol.
 

walls of cetepedes

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JimmyBassatti said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
My best mate. And I'd bring a sword. (Useful on a deserted island.)
Do you use the Fallout Wikia? You remind me of someone on there with the name Spoon. I don't know why though.
Why yes, I do.
Are you that guy who wrote that giant story about that wolf guy?
Main writer. Others helped.
 

DigitalSushi

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Excelcior said:
First I'd check out if the island truly IS deserted, and there isn't some hidden cannibal village that wants to take my nipples as a seasoning for their testicle stew. Next I'd try to find out WHY the island is deserted. If I can't find any reason, I read and apply this book:

[http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8039/empirefordummiesfinal.png]
Well, now that is a good book, are their any testimonials?
Like "this book changed my life after I was stranded on a desert island, I rate it 4 out of 5 on amazon"

As for nipple seasoning... gives me an idea... hhmmm
 

bob-2000

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I'd bring a fully-stocked house with a water purifier and some fruit trees, and a beautiful male model. Yea, I think that I could live with that setup.