If you're on a deserted island....and couldn't leave....

[FluffX]

A PSP, some decent games, and a solar panel to charge the PSP.

I don't plan to live very long, but I do plan to have fun while I live.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pamela Anderson and a.....

Wait, didn't I do this before?

 

[uncle-ellis]

A Gun.
A lot of ammo.

 

[SsilverR]

bear grylls and a good knife

 

[Croaker42]

And if its a reasonably good sized island in the middle of the ocean - a survival expert (preferably female of course...) and a good blade. I'd rather not have to resort to banging just two rocks together to make stuff, and a good sized knife has VERY many uses...

Now thats a plan as long as you get to hand pick the survival expert.

Scarry thought what if she turns out to be psychotic and starts hunting you?
Thats why my item will be a small explosive linked to her brain/heart/liver that goes off if I die. Ya.... that should keep me safe and keep her doing what I say.

EDIT: On second thought I would bring Jesus. If I pray really hard he might give me a piggyback ride to land.

 

[teisjm]

A lifelong supply of birth controll pills and a hot nymphomaniac

 

[quiet_samurai]

Honestly... probably my lady friend and a sattelite phone.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I wouldn't bring anyone. That would just be hell for them, alone on a deserted island with ME.

I'd bring a BIG book about civilization, so I can make my own village occupied by me.

You are so right. I would bring someone i hate (Andrew Fechn** (asterixes to leave a bit of name mystery)) and a machette so i could bludgeon him to death should he annoy me (and if i could bring another item (everyone else seems to) i would bring a pair of industrial strength handcuffs to tie him to a tree (try stealing my machette now *****!!!))

 

[A Raging Emo]

My Girlfriend and a Replicator from Star Trek.

Hey, I'd need some one to keep me entertained and some thing o keep me fed/watered.

 

[Blue22]

My computer, and my internetz. No way I go anywhere without that!

 

[Devil's Due]

Probably a gun with a bullet in it.

 

[Pseudonym2]

I'd bring someone I don't like effectively removing them from society. If we were suddenly teleported to an island, I could stop a terrorist or dictator without killing anyone.

 

[ultra magnus]

If I'm allowed to bring made up sharacters I'd go Charlotte Gage-Radcliffe and a survival kit, if not, a friend who has survival skills and something to alleviate boredom.

 

[Citus]

My friend and a army knife I guess..

 

[leaman474]

Girlfriend and a bed

 

[CuervoJoe]

Megan Fox and a case of condoms.

That's what I call a good call
I'd take...well it depends what's on there with us...
If nothing else: my best friend, and many, many, kegs of beer.
If there's hostile things on there, then a friend of mine who's in the SAS and 2 Machetes.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Bear Grylls and a lounge chair. Bear does all of the survival shit, and I take a nap.

 

[shroomie]

My best m8 and one of the assault rifles from Mass Effect, so if I get bored I have unlimited ammo to shoot at random stuff with.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

A hatchet, and a fire starting kit thingy... one of those flinty jobbies you can get at most every camping supply store... that's really all you need if you know what yer doin...

 

[BakaSmurf]

My teacher that was in the army, a pistol or rifle of some kind (with ammo of course) and the survival knife my teacher "borrowed" from the military and gave to me for my birthday.