Anyway. This isn't even really surprising anymore.
It's like nobody ever fucking taught the stupids about Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Or maybe they did but whichever jackass it was had a PATRIOTISM moment and spelled it out like America was dropping pureness bombs on the devil's asshole which was poking out in two seperate Japanese residential zones somehow.
I don't really know what the curriculum in the U.S. covers, but I'm pretty sure it goes along the lines of:
"-We won WW2. Single Handedly, obviously. The Europeans were defenceless. By the way. The capital of Europe is France, and they have the Queen of England on the throne.
-Pearl Harbour was an act of evil from the Japs and there was nothing we could have done to defend ourselves from this demonic evil - not even lift the radio silence so we could warn them about the incoming attack that we knew about for more than 24 hours.
-We won the Vietnamese war. Totally. That was just a tactical retreat to... y'know... stuff.
-Oh! And we won the Civil war. Definitely! And, yeah, it totally counts as a victory to us - and it doesn't matter that we fought against ourselves!"
It's interesting to think that the U.S. has actually not ever won a war. They're good at getting into them though. Must be some younger-brother complex.
And what wonderful enlightened country do you hail from? Where the education is perfect, and everyone shares peace and understanding?
Because given a few hours I'm sure I could put together a charming graphic like that. Instead of saying something stupidly generic like "All Americans are stupid!" or "Everyone on Facebook is a douche!" let's look at this for what it is: A picture showing roughly fifty individuals that are as stupid as the are empathetic, with less human decency than the average cockroach.
[mumbling]Oh, f--- it all. There's always the smart one.[/mumbling]
Nooo... I'm sure you're just hearing things. You must be tired from metabolising organic tissues and all that meiosis activity that we... err... earthlings do. A lot. Umm... Dawg?
Anyway. This isn't even really surprising anymore.
It's like nobody ever fucking taught the stupids about Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Or maybe they did but whichever jackass it was had a PATRIOTISM moment and spelled it out like America was dropping pureness bombs on the devil's asshole which was poking out in two seperate Japanese residential zones somehow.
I don't really know what the curriculum in the U.S. covers, but I'm pretty sure it goes along the lines of:
"-We won WW2. Single Handedly, obviously. The Europeans were defenceless. By the way. The capital of Europe is France, and they have the Queen of England on the throne.
-Pearl Harbour was an act of evil from the Japs and there was nothing we could have done to defend ourselves from this demonic evil - not even lift the radio silence so we could warn them about the incoming attack that we knew about for more than 24 hours.
-We won the Vietnamese war. Totally. That was just a tactical retreat to... y'know... stuff.
-Oh! And we won the Civil war. Definitely! And, yeah, it totally counts as a victory to us - and it doesn't matter that we fought against ourselves!"
It's interesting to think that the U.S. has actually not ever won a war. They're good at getting into them though. Must be some younger-brother complex.
And what wonderful enlightened country do you hail from? Where the education is perfect, and everyone shares peace and understanding?
Because given a few hours I'm sure I could put together a charming graphic like that. Instead of saying something stupidly generic like "All Americans are stupid!" or "Everyone on Facebook is a douche!" let's look at this for what it is: A picture showing roughly fifty individuals that are as stupid as the are empathetic, with less human decency than the average cockroach.
[mumbling]Oh, f--- it all. There's always the smart one.[/mumbling]
Nooo... I'm sure you're just hearing things. You must be tired from metabolising organic tissues and all that meiosis activity that we... err... earthlings do. A lot. Umm... Dawg?
Good. Good!
Now why don't you lay face-down on this stretcher. And, No, this is definitely not a probe.
[malicious]Muwahahahaha![/malicious]
Hmm. I should probably have waited till you fell asleep before I let that one out.
[Mumbling]I'm going to need a lot of ice...[/mumbling]
Anyway. This isn't even really surprising anymore.
It's like nobody ever fucking taught the stupids about Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Or maybe they did but whichever jackass it was had a PATRIOTISM moment and spelled it out like America was dropping pureness bombs on the devil's asshole which was poking out in two seperate Japanese residential zones somehow.
I don't really know what the curriculum in the U.S. covers, but I'm pretty sure it goes along the lines of:
"-We won WW2. Single Handedly, obviously. The Europeans were defenceless. By the way. The capital of Europe is France, and they have the Queen of England on the throne.
-Pearl Harbour was an act of evil from the Japs and there was nothing we could have done to defend ourselves from this demonic evil - not even lift the radio silence so we could warn them about the incoming attack that we knew about for more than 24 hours.
-We won the Vietnamese war. Totally. That was just a tactical retreat to... y'know... stuff.
-Oh! And we won the Civil war. Definitely! And, yeah, it totally counts as a victory to us - and it doesn't matter that we fought against ourselves!"
It's interesting to think that the U.S. has actually not ever won a war. They're good at getting into them though. Must be some younger-brother complex.
And what wonderful enlightened country do you hail from? Where the education is perfect, and everyone shares peace and understanding?
Because given a few hours I'm sure I could put together a charming graphic like that. Instead of saying something stupidly generic like "All Americans are stupid!" or "Everyone on Facebook is a douche!" let's look at this for what it is: A picture showing roughly fifty individuals that are as stupid as the are empathetic, with less human decency than the average cockroach.
[mumbling]Oh, f--- it all. There's always the smart one.[/mumbling]
Nooo... I'm sure you're just hearing things. You must be tired from metabolising organic tissues and all that meiosis activity that we... err... earthlings do. A lot. Umm... Dawg?
Good. Good!
Now why don't you lay face-down on this stretcher. And, No, this is definitely not a probe.
[malicious]Muwahahahaha![/malicious]
Hmm. I should probably have waited till you fell asleep before I let that one out.
[Mumbling]I'm going to need a lot of ice...[/mumbling]
You know, you'd get some more willing test subjects if you just shopped around a bit. Hell, if you just posted a craigslist add you'd probably get a dozen replies in an hour. They might not be a perfect representation of humanity, but there's something to be said for someone who won't fight it.
Anyway. This isn't even really surprising anymore.
It's like nobody ever fucking taught the stupids about Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Or maybe they did but whichever jackass it was had a PATRIOTISM moment and spelled it out like America was dropping pureness bombs on the devil's asshole which was poking out in two seperate Japanese residential zones somehow.
I don't really know what the curriculum in the U.S. covers, but I'm pretty sure it goes along the lines of:
"-We won WW2. Single Handedly, obviously. The Europeans were defenceless. By the way. The capital of Europe is France, and they have the Queen of England on the throne.
-Pearl Harbour was an act of evil from the Japs and there was nothing we could have done to defend ourselves from this demonic evil - not even lift the radio silence so we could warn them about the incoming attack that we knew about for more than 24 hours.
-We won the Vietnamese war. Totally. That was just a tactical retreat to... y'know... stuff.
-Oh! And we won the Civil war. Definitely! And, yeah, it totally counts as a victory to us - and it doesn't matter that we fought against ourselves!"
It's interesting to think that the U.S. has actually not ever won a war. They're good at getting into them though. Must be some younger-brother complex.
And what wonderful enlightened country do you hail from? Where the education is perfect, and everyone shares peace and understanding?
Because given a few hours I'm sure I could put together a charming graphic like that. Instead of saying something stupidly generic like "All Americans are stupid!" or "Everyone on Facebook is a douche!" let's look at this for what it is: A picture showing roughly fifty individuals that are as stupid as the are empathetic, with less human decency than the average cockroach.
[mumbling]Oh, f--- it all. There's always the smart one.[/mumbling]
Nooo... I'm sure you're just hearing things. You must be tired from metabolising organic tissues and all that meiosis activity that we... err... earthlings do. A lot. Umm... Dawg?
Good. Good!
Now why don't you lay face-down on this stretcher. And, No, this is definitely not a probe.
[malicious]Muwahahahaha![/malicious]
Hmm. I should probably have waited till you fell asleep before I let that one out.
[Mumbling]I'm going to need a lot of ice...[/mumbling]
You know, you'd get some more willing test subjects if you just shopped around a bit. Hell, if you just posted a craigslist add you'd probably get a dozen replies in an hour. They might not be a perfect representation of humanity, but there's something to be said for someone who won't fight it.
Anyway. This isn't even really surprising anymore.
It's like nobody ever fucking taught the stupids about Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Or maybe they did but whichever jackass it was had a PATRIOTISM moment and spelled it out like America was dropping pureness bombs on the devil's asshole which was poking out in two seperate Japanese residential zones somehow.
I don't really know what the curriculum in the U.S. covers, but I'm pretty sure it goes along the lines of:
"-We won WW2. Single Handedly, obviously. The Europeans were defenceless. By the way. The capital of Europe is France, and they have the Queen of England on the throne.
-Pearl Harbour was an act of evil from the Japs and there was nothing we could have done to defend ourselves from this demonic evil - not even lift the radio silence so we could warn them about the incoming attack that we knew about for more than 24 hours.
-We won the Vietnamese war. Totally. That was just a tactical retreat to... y'know... stuff.
-Oh! And we won the Civil war. Definitely! And, yeah, it totally counts as a victory to us - and it doesn't matter that we fought against ourselves!"
It's interesting to think that the U.S. has actually not ever won a war. They're good at getting into them though. Must be some younger-brother complex.
And what wonderful enlightened country do you hail from? Where the education is perfect, and everyone shares peace and understanding?
Because given a few hours I'm sure I could put together a charming graphic like that. Instead of saying something stupidly generic like "All Americans are stupid!" or "Everyone on Facebook is a douche!" let's look at this for what it is: A picture showing roughly fifty individuals that are as stupid as the are empathetic, with less human decency than the average cockroach.
[mumbling]Oh, f--- it all. There's always the smart one.[/mumbling]
Nooo... I'm sure you're just hearing things. You must be tired from metabolising organic tissues and all that meiosis activity that we... err... earthlings do. A lot. Umm... Dawg?
Good. Good!
Now why don't you lay face-down on this stretcher. And, No, this is definitely not a probe.
[malicious]Muwahahahaha![/malicious]
Hmm. I should probably have waited till you fell asleep before I let that one out.
[Mumbling]I'm going to need a lot of ice...[/mumbling]
You know, you'd get some more willing test subjects if you just shopped around a bit. Hell, if you just posted a craigslist add you'd probably get a dozen replies in an hour. They might not be a perfect representation of humanity, but there's something to be said for someone who won't fight it.
Hmm, that is unfortunate. For future reference, you could always use roofies or something similar to subdue people before hand. Craigslist could help with that, certainly.
Anyway. This isn't even really surprising anymore.
It's like nobody ever fucking taught the stupids about Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Or maybe they did but whichever jackass it was had a PATRIOTISM moment and spelled it out like America was dropping pureness bombs on the devil's asshole which was poking out in two seperate Japanese residential zones somehow.
I don't really know what the curriculum in the U.S. covers, but I'm pretty sure it goes along the lines of:
"-We won WW2. Single Handedly, obviously. The Europeans were defenceless. By the way. The capital of Europe is France, and they have the Queen of England on the throne.
-Pearl Harbour was an act of evil from the Japs and there was nothing we could have done to defend ourselves from this demonic evil - not even lift the radio silence so we could warn them about the incoming attack that we knew about for more than 24 hours.
-We won the Vietnamese war. Totally. That was just a tactical retreat to... y'know... stuff.
-Oh! And we won the Civil war. Definitely! And, yeah, it totally counts as a victory to us - and it doesn't matter that we fought against ourselves!"
It's interesting to think that the U.S. has actually not ever won a war. They're good at getting into them though. Must be some younger-brother complex.
And what wonderful enlightened country do you hail from? Where the education is perfect, and everyone shares peace and understanding?
Because given a few hours I'm sure I could put together a charming graphic like that. Instead of saying something stupidly generic like "All Americans are stupid!" or "Everyone on Facebook is a douche!" let's look at this for what it is: A picture showing roughly fifty individuals that are as stupid as the are empathetic, with less human decency than the average cockroach.
[mumbling]Oh, f--- it all. There's always the smart one.[/mumbling]
Nooo... I'm sure you're just hearing things. You must be tired from metabolising organic tissues and all that meiosis activity that we... err... earthlings do. A lot. Umm... Dawg?
Good. Good!
Now why don't you lay face-down on this stretcher. And, No, this is definitely not a probe.
[malicious]Muwahahahaha![/malicious]
Hmm. I should probably have waited till you fell asleep before I let that one out.
[Mumbling]I'm going to need a lot of ice...[/mumbling]
You know, you'd get some more willing test subjects if you just shopped around a bit. Hell, if you just posted a craigslist add you'd probably get a dozen replies in an hour. They might not be a perfect representation of humanity, but there's something to be said for someone who won't fight it.
Hmm, that is unfortunate. For future reference, you could always use roofies or something similar to subdue people before hand. Craigslist could help with that, certainly.
Or maybe I was really tired and the escapist makes my keyboard lag so there's typo's to be expected... not like I'm so close minded I think that everyone is either "Conservative" or "Liberal" and that there's no in-between, up or down, or further left or right.
but yes I made a mistake, happens to everyone, you still knew what I meant though, so no need to further reiterate my above statement.
(PS: If any of this makes no sense, I should mention I've had no sleep for 39 hours)
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