You're right... that really is obnoxious.Monkfish Acc. said:Hold on let me find some obnoxious .gifs.
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What the fuck am I doing.
Anyway. This isn't even really surprising anymore.
It's like nobody ever fucking taught the stupids about Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Or maybe they did but whichever jackass it was had a PATRIOTISM moment and spelled it out like America was dropping pureness bombs on the devil's asshole which was poking out in two seperate Japanese residential zones somehow.
I don't really know what the curriculum in the U.S. covers, but I'm pretty sure it goes along the lines of:
"-We won WW2. Single Handedly, obviously. The Europeans were defenceless. By the way. The capital of Europe is France, and they have the Queen of England on the throne.
-Pearl Harbour was an act of evil from the Japs and there was nothing we could have done to defend ourselves from this demonic evil - not even lift the radio silence so we could warn them about the incoming attack that we knew about for more than 24 hours.
-We won the Vietnamese war. Totally. That was just a tactical retreat to... y'know... stuff.
-Oh! And we won the Civil war. Definitely! And, yeah, it totally counts as a victory to us - and it doesn't matter that we fought against ourselves!"
It's interesting to think that the U.S. has actually not ever won a war. They're good at getting into them though. Must be some younger-brother complex.