I'm a F*cking idiot!

[dex-dex]

In class today we were practicing laser hair removal on each other. I thought it would be a good idea to get my bikini line lasered soo i would not have to wax that crap.
The pain is so awful that half way through i was thinking " i am a fucking idiot" and one of my classmates responded " you wanted this and now TAKE THE PAIN *****!" and then shot me with a beam. so i was pissed about that.


have you ever done something that you believed would not be that bad but half way through your thinking "i'm a fucking idiot"?

 

[Padwolf]

I certainly have. One day I was rollerblading, and I came across a hill with my friends, who dared me to go down it as fast as I could. Halfway down I came to the realisation that the breaks did not work, and I could not stop. Sadly, at the bottom of this hill was a gate, and on the top of the gate were huge spikes, which would have caused me a lot of damage if I crashed into it. I had to stop myself by crashing into one of the trees on the way down. It hurt like hell! all the way down I was thinking "I am a one hell of an idiot."

 

[Corpse XxX]

Meeting in-laws always give me that feeling..

 

[JokerCrowe]

I put my fingers in the way of the car window and then used the lift to raise it. I wanted to see if the motor that pushed the window up was strong. It was. It was just before I almost broke all the fingers on my right hand I thought, "this is not a good idea". So yeah, I'm a F**king idiot.

 

[dex-dex]

In class today we were practicing laser hair removal on each other.

Wait, what...?

I thought it would be a good idea to get my bikini line lasered soo i would not have to wax that crap.

Woah! What??

...the hell kind of class is this? Is this some sort of trollery along the lines of "school penis inspection"?

I am in an esthetics program. we do things like manicures, pedicures and waxing. those are a couple thing we learn.

The class is called advanced technology treatments.
also I am female. does it clear up some confusion?

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

In class today we were practicing laser hair removal on each other.

Wait, what...?

I thought it would be a good idea to get my bikini line lasered soo i would not have to wax that crap.

Woah! What??

...the hell kind of class is this? Is this some sort of trollery along the lines of "school penis inspection"?

I second that question.

 

[Subzerowings]

Someone in your class lasered your bikini line...
What the hell are you studying?!
Isn't that kind of...awkward?

On topic: I always feel like an idiot while I'm wasting time on The Escapist when I should be learning for the tests I have tomorrow, like right now.

EDIT:

I am in an esthetics program. we do things like manicures, pedicures and waxing. those are a couple thing we learn.

The class is called advanced technology treatments.
also I am female. does it clear up some confusion?

Okay, but in class.
I don't know much, or anything really, about education in Canada, but that just seems strange to me.
Then again, I guess we have completely different studies.
Are you attending a university or a secondary school?
I'm in my fifth year of secondary school and I'm studying Latin - Science.
I think you can see my confusion.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I have 2 full tattoo sleeves, but people often leave lots of negative space around their elbows. I decided I wanted a full-on elbow piece. That was the most miserable experience of the last 5 years of my life.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Me? I have those moments so often I can't keep track of them anymore.

 

[dex-dex]

Someone in your class lasered your bikini line...
What the hell are you studying?!
Isn't that kind of...awkward?

On topic: I always feel like an idiot while I'm wasting time on The Escapist when I should be learning for the tests I have tomorrow, like right now.

EDIT:

I am in an esthetics program. we do things like manicures, pedicures and waxing. those are a couple thing we learn.

The class is called advanced technology treatments.
also I am female. does it clear up some confusion?

Okay, but in class.
I don't know much, or anything really, about education in Canada, but that just seems strange to me.
Then again, I guess we have completely different studies.
Are you attending a university or a secondary school?
I'm in my fifth year of secondary school and I'm studying Latin - Science.
I think you can see my confusion.

I am attending a post-secondary school. But in my secondary school they did let us bring people in to our cosmetology class to cut their hair.
It is not really awkward because I am in my second year and we just stopped giving a crap if people see a bum. We do full body massage so we need to strip down to our undies and given a robe. we also need to learn how to do brazillian waxing which is waxing everything below the belt on a lady and i mean EVERYTHING. We see the humour in what we are doing and females don't have as much of a freakout if they have a glance at a bikini line unlike guys.

 

[Serenegoose]

In class today we were practicing laser hair removal on each other. I thought it would be a good idea to get my bikini line lasered soo i would not have to wax that crap.
The pain is so awful that half way through i was thinking " i am a fucking idiot" and one of my classmates responded " you wanted this and now TAKE THE PAIN *****!" and then shot me with a beam. so i was pissed about that.


have you ever done something that you believed would not be that bad but half way through your thinking "i'm a fucking idiot"?

I'm going to get that done...

To my face.

It's a pity you did it though because it'll take several sessions before you don't have to wax that area anymore. Siiiiilly

oh, but I have the perfect example. Teacher in Craft and Design was telling us about tools - he takes a chisel in one hand and instructs us that the chisel is REALLY SHARP. I think he's just talking shit, and run the edge of my chisel along my thumb, pushing really hard into my thumb. Took about 20 minutes for the bleeding to stop, and the pain was so intense and surprising my entire arm went numb with shock. Guess what I thought of myself.

 

[DiMono]

A few years ago there was a period of time where I was almost 200lbs. I'm 6'3, so it doesn't really show, but it did add a couple inches to my waist. Then I found out that I needed to fit into my suit in 2 weeks, and I had to drop 2-3 inches from my waist in that time.

My plan was simple: five 150-300 calorie meals a day with a savage workout before the last one. And it worked: I dropped 12lbs and 2 inches in 13 days. But during about half of the workouts I was constantly thinking things like "this is gonna suck" and "why am I doing this to myself?" (in regards to the intensity of the workout, not the end goal).

In related news, I've never been over 178lbs since then, and I still work out. I suspect the two are related.

 

[retro himself]

I once had an annoying sharp little piece of eyebrow hair that annoyed me very much and I was determined to pull it out with my fingers during class. When I finally finished and looked into a mirror I realized I had literally removed half of my eyebrow with my bare fingers. Those things take lots of time to grow back. (like a year at least for me, and the fact that I subconsciously removed my eyebrow hair didn't help)

I put my fingers in the way of the car window and then used the lift to raise it. I wanted to see if the motor that pushed the window up was strong. It was. It was just before I almost broke all the fingers on my right hand I thought, "this is not a good idea". So yeah, I'm a F**king idiot.

I was always so damn curious what would happen if I did that, but somehow refrained from doing it
Then once I tried putting a tennis ball on top of the window and closing it, and that kinda made it clear on what would happen

 

[retro himself]

I am attending a post-secondary school. But in my secondary school they did let us bring people in to our cosmetology class to cut their hair.
It is not really awkward because I am in my second year and we just stopped giving a crap if people see a bum. We do full body massage so we need to strip down to our undies and given a robe. we also need to learn how to do brazillian waxing which is waxing everything below the belt on a lady and i mean EVERYTHING. We see the humour in what we are doing and females don't have as much of a freakout if they have a glance at a bikini line unlike guys.

That is one awesome fucking school.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

I made a bet that I could go a month without any form of sex or masturbation.

That very night I regretted that decision >_>

I'm at risk of sounding judgmental here, but every single post of yours I've seen has either been about sex, masturbation or just a big string of innuendos. Just an observation I'm making.

This has only happened to me once that I can recall, and the 'I'm an idiot' thought came to me afterwards. I'd been lying horizontally reading for a little over 5 hours. I needed a drink so I stood up quickly and walked out of the room. Then I was on the floor with my parents kneeling next to me looking worried. Turns out when I stood up my blood just drained into my legs and I passed out. Ripped a door handle off on my way down as well.

 

[RobCoxxy]

What the hell kind of class is this? :L

I made a bet that I could go a month without any form of sex or masturbation.

That very night I regretted that decision >_>

Been there. Haha :L

OT: I usually think that two to six times a day.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Wait, wait, wait. You just shot a laser down your pants in the middle of class, and no one noticed?

I suspect trollery.

Also, yes. I once punched myself in the eye. I'm not sure how.